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teaboot:
“ monkeysaysficus:
“ ottermatopoeia:
“ dat-soldier:
“ capitalist-propaganda:
“ hidingfrompolice:
“ personsonable:
“ theshittyfoodblog:
“Cronch
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nut loaf
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Bitch i thought that was rocks!
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thats not bread that’s a core sample from a...

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seabassapologist

CRINGE Son’s FAIL Report Card Compilation (VERY FUNNY)

gwynbleidd892

God I feel bad for that kid

betasunkern

nochannels-deactivated20211223 nochannels-deactivated20211223

god i cannot express just how fucked up you are if you watch/give a shit about ‘youtube families....................truly unhinged behaviour

blue-diamond-smokes-weed-now

Imagine being a kid and your parents broadcast all of your failures and personal life to the world and you cant do shit about it because you're a child

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aro-alien

this is the most amazing cover i’ve ever heard

moami

This cover has it all: fantasically confusing yet badass band name, the well-loved instrumentals of the original, and a smooth voice bringing some fresh, chilling vibes to this timeless classic. 120/10, would enter the afterlife to the tune of this.

mightycrustaceangod

why are bats stigmatized as being creepy?

elfpen

I mean

look at these things

they’re like tiny

fluffy

dragons

but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle

in caves

and leaves

and they have funny ears and noses

I mean really

bats are amazing

bodypartss

This post is so fucking important to me

ventusrex ventusrex

sky puppies

sile-animus

@fernghouly

yuramectoo

@kiqoseven

felixfate

Look at that last little one go “Splat! Flop, flop.” So cute!!

themysticdreambouquet

always reblog sky puppies

atrue-whovian atrue-whovian

@otaku-lover

boweldisruptions

precious dipshits ♥

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@slushoprince

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homophobic rights

that-twink-over-there

I’M LOSING MY MIND 😂😂😂

feymark

It was funny but the very last second really pushed it over the edge into amazing

geek-with-tea

Is…is this how Terfs come out?

non-binary-pieceofshit asked:

I've always wanted to become an astrophysicist and I've been obsessed with space for as long as I can remember so your blog makes me so happy because there's an actual funny, smart, beautiful and just overall amazing lady scientist right there???? interacting with us, mere human beings?????? and I'm just???? I hope I'll grow up to be like you???? Thank you for just being there and inspiring people in this hellsite you're amazing

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ thank you!!!

ph0xie

fail-boat

My foster kitten

fail-boat

is trying

fail-boat

to steal

fail-boat

my beer.

lilragekitten

Guys…

Please…

turn the sound on and watch my friends foster kitten yell at her because she won’t let her develop an alcohol addiction.

I love Jocelyn the kitten.

i-want-to-be-wonderwoman

Omg precios baby 😭

one-of-the-only-toasters

Jocelyn just wants to get sloshed 😂😭😭

sasuke-on-main

isnt it like a thing that cats go BUCK FUCKIN WILD for yeast and yeast by products

brightlotusmoon

This is why nutritional yeast is added to almost every cat food for flavor, cats love yeast by-products more than their own mothers.

serket-08

fail-boat

My foster kitten

fail-boat

is trying

fail-boat

to steal

fail-boat

my beer.

ymirsbian

sign her up for meowcaholics anonymous

hugeasslesbian

crossmirage:
“ ladygolem:
“ categorical-abstract-ml:
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“ left wall follower fail
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how fucking dare you call it a failure youre the one moving the exit you abhorrent monster
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yeah wth? that’s like...

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Food Fun Facts for dad types!!!

•Adding butter or cheese or salt or whatever to your veggies so that you like them doesn’t change the nutritional content you get from said veggies.

•Additional calories eaten don’t negate the healthy benefits of food. And, stay with me here, low calorie foods are not more morally pure than high calorie foods.

•If making a food more palatable by adding butter (or whatever) is the make-or-break for someone to actually eat the vegetable, then the Brussel sprouts with butter are FUCKING HEALTHIER for you than the Brussel sprouts you don’t eat. A salad with ranch dressing is healthier for you than the dry greens you don’t eat. A sandwich with cheese and mayo is more healthy than the plain sandwich you don’t eat. The strawberry with whipped cream is more healthy than the strawberry you don’t eat.

•We actually don’t have to buy the bullshit that food that makes us happy or tastes good is less healthy.

my dad put cheese on broccoli and guess what i devoured that shit

Ex Astris Scientia — teaboot: monkeysaysficus: ottermatopoeia: ...

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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