ffuck you get outta here new yorker with your aaay im from new yoak uhhhh deli meats n haht dawgs and staten island fucking statue of liberty crowded city taxi cab hey im walkin here wheres my cawffee aahhh baseball the yankees the mets the jets the knicks mmmm empire state building central park rockefeller center with the big tree the big ttree lighting up whats the big deal its a tree its just a real big tree with some lights and times square hey its the new year drop a ball drop a ball in times square fucking and the brooklyn bridge hey the brooklyn bridge its a bridge its a gray bridge aw look at the bridge hey coney island theres some rides there at the amusement pawk theres a ferris wheel oooh look we got broadway Get out of here

Heres how to turn it off btw:

1. Open your devices Alexa app

2. Go to settings

3. Select "Account Settings"

4. Select "Amazon Sidewalk"

5. Turn it off

If you own an Alexa, Echo, or any other Amazon device, you can fix all of the problems with it by smashing it with a hammer and burning the remains

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Me in the, the uhhhh, if im being honest