27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
pride flags for all the frogs that were turned gay by the chemicals in the water 🐸✊🏳️🌈
yall see the words “gay” and “frog” and just slam that reblog huh
Dear Diary,
I started going on tumblr again after several days with little activity. There is a frog on a unicycle now. He is not the smiling frog or the frog sipping tea. He is a new frog. Every day is a new gift.
little girl can’t say “frog” (x)
Person recording: “Say frog!”
Child: “Fuck.”
Person recording: “Say frog!”
Child: “Fuck!”
Person recording: “Frog!”
[Person offscreen giggles]
Child: “Fuck!”
[Person offscreen bursts into laughter]
whats a mob to a king. whats a king to a god. whats a god to a non believer. whats a non believer to a poisonous dart frog
what’s a poisonous dart frog to a king
what’s a poisonous dart frog to a second poisonous dart frog
pride flags for all the frogs that were turned gay by the chemicals in the water 🐸✊🏳️🌈
Dear Diary,
I started going on tumblr again after several days with little activity. There is a frog on a unicycle now. He is not the smiling frog or the frog sipping tea. He is a new frog. Every day is a new gift.
🐸Frogs🐸
(@kalesalad on tiktok)
FROG HOTEL FROG HOTEL FROG HOTEL
I’ve got one of those “pawn shop” cheesy history channel shows playing in the background while I work on some stuff and one of the guys came across a human sized statue of a frog in a royal guard outfit and is freaking the fuck out over it. I’ve never heard a man so happy to see a frog
UPDATE: He bought it for almost 400 dollars
UPDATE 2: upon taking it out he realized it had a plug attached to it and got super psyched to plug it in and see what it does and it just…… does jackshit for like fifteen seconds and there’s dead silence before its VERY SLOWLY opening its mouth and letting out the saddest, shittiest slowed down croak I have ever head in my life and just….. he loves it. His face is lit up like a child on christmas morning. I’ve found purity in the most unexpected place
Is this the frog? I saw him when I was in Nashville at the American Pickers store. He was too big to fit on the plane.
WE HAVE CONFIRMATION ON THE FROG, I REPEAT, WE’VE GOT CONFIRMATION ON THE FROG
In 1974, four years after publishing his first children’s book about the close friendship between Frog and Toad, the author and illustrator Arnold Lobel told his family he was gay. “I think ‘Frog and Toad’ really was the beginning of him coming out,” says his daughter, Adrianne.
EVERY THING U LOVE IS QUEER
