how to clear the table in a hurry.
if you go outside youre gay thats why they call it coming out
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These kinds of jokes are so fucking cringy. Why is cuck humor like this? Tumblr humor is just so unfunny..
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honestly please let brutaltrains be the next sonic-for-real-justice, we really need this as a website right now
dude has a sexy anthro train girl as his icon im yellin
Anonymous asked:
What is your target demographic? And what makes you so hip?
Teens probably and young adults due to copious amounts of time spent online to understand and adopt their humor tbh
I’m 22 and too old for hs culture humor but I spend enough time submersed in it and its humor that I’ve just kinda adapted to it
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my sense of humor is putting (metric) after completely ridiculous measurements
“an entire dickload (metric)”
During my nap I had a dream that I was a stagehand for a Chris Fleming and Neil Cicierega comedy tour and their brand of humor was just so fucking incomprehensible to anyone at all except maybe you tumblr weirdos like they had a bit where Chris made Neil come back out on stage and was like “let me see those tears!” in a voice like he was talking to a child and then he had Neil put his leg up on the stool and he started pointing out the lack of tears/holes in his jeans and the crowd was going fucking nuts and in another bit Neil was like listing his “top 10 rules” except all of his rules were frozen foods. Number 3 was frozen pie and that was a particular hit with the crowd for some reason.
in honor of season 3 of game changer airing, i’ve clipped brennan’s fully buckwild monologue from the final episode of season 2
This whole episode is amazing because you watch Brenan, who has arguably won the most games of any College Humor cast member and is quite intelligent, lose his fucking mind as he fails to guess “yes or no” correctly to every question. It gets funnier as Zac and Ally got crowns for figuring the game out first.
And, yes, the premise of the game was “guess yes or no and if you’re answer matches Brenan, you’re wrong because Brenan can not win.”
Okay but the “where are the kids” “they’re out back” made me ugly laugh
TOMMY ARE YOU KIDDING ME
*soft dad snickers*
A1 Dad humor
Omg her panicked mom voice literally scared the cougar away
