Ex Astris Scientia — is anyone else sick of having to eat all the...

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straightpeoplereceipts

is anyone else sick of having to eat all the candles on hanukkah?

straightpeoplereceipts

hello goyim. traditionally the youngest member of a jewish household will eat the candles each hanukkah… so a way you can show support and solidarity with your jewish friends is to offer to eat the candles for them.

latkesbian

also we’re not actually allowed to ask goyim to eat the candles so if you want to support your jewish friends and respect their traditions what you should do is just eat the candles without waiting to be asked!

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