‘Tis I, Matthew Hopkins, infamous English witch-hunter, responsible for the deaths of between 230 and 400 people in the 17th century.

Excuse me, miss.  Are you, by chance… a witch?

a witch yeah yeah, anyway shit this tea has NO sugar and i forgot sugarcubes is that cool with you

Matthew Hopkins recoils in fear and disgust, for this is truly…

Y-yes, that will be fine.  As a Puritan, if I take tea at all, it is without sugar…

Seeming to have not alerted the witch, he chooses to take a subtle approach and coax the damning information out of her.

Now, pardon me for asking, but do you regularly hold council with imps and other such demons, perhaps meeting for tea and to blaspheme God?

look dude do you want a biscuit or not

Matthew Hopkins’ eyes darken in fear, and his face goes ghastly white.  The Witchfinder General has found a witch for whom he is no match.  She evades even his most cunning inquiries with ease, and the brazen air with which she admits her heresy shows she fears neither man nor God.  He cannot win, and defeated, he relents.

A biscuit would be lovely… Thank you.

bitchin

certified iconic post

*screaming* i dunno when you made this post, but if it’s after Cannes, then omg im hyped

Today! (19.5.16) My friend met him yesterday evening (I got that wrong on the first post, oops).

My friend posted an update about how the meeting between them approximately went down (note that the dialogue is not verbatim since I only roughly translated her German post).

She sits next to someone who looks very much like Kylo Ren (she didn’t remember his real name at the time). 

She: You look a whole lot like Kylo Ren.

Adam: That could be because I play Kylo Ren.

She: Oh. Ah. Okay. Probably. Then it’s okay.

Instead of leaving this awkward conversation, Adam proceeded to shake her hand, tell her that it’s nice to meet her and talk with her about Ireland and the shooting locations of the next Star Wars episode. 

So, briefly speaking, Adam Driver takes time to talk to fans despite the fact that he a) just came back from Cannes, b) was probably stressed, c) was in the presence of bodyguards, and d) the fan in question was pretty awkward and blushed a whole lot. Seems like he is indeed a very nice and down-to-earth guy.

I love this story! Adam sweetness confirmed. Did any of us really have any lingering doubts?

Yes, because the best way to deal with people with whom we disagree is to burn them to death. Oh, wait, no, we’ve moved forward in society since then.

I am now collecting donations to round up all the misogynists to put them in a rocket and literally fire them into the sun, all donations are welcome

Oh, cool. Are you going to send the misandrists with them?

If misandry had any real world consequences then yeah, but this isn’t Opposite Land where heterophobia and reverse racism are real, this is Normal Land

I’ll chip in what I’ve got to send them into the sun, Jay

I heard U were talking about me?

Holy shit. :3

@thirty-helens @lady-feral

Fine, fine.  I’ll play.

YESSSSS

Can I play?

I may not be as impressive as the other wonderful women in this post, but I still have some muscle!

I reblogged this post yesterday or the day before thinking something along the lines of “wow these women are so gorgeous and ripped and I wish my muscles were that big but since then these pictures came into existence

and like maybe this post is EXACTLY where I belong. 

Look at these strong ass women!

My poor gay heart can’t handle this. I am smol, throw me over your shoulder and carry me to Valhalla.

I’ve never seen women like me represented before!! This is me!

@dromoka u one day!!!

one day i will be buff enough to join The League Of Big Muscle Trans Girls™

why does this cat look like a guy

i think a witch turned him into a frog and then another witch turned him into a cat

walter white