let’s break this down starting with
1. the steven universe twitter handle
moving on to
2. what is pretty obviously an “i love you so much let’s fight” tweet because they couldn’t find a genuinely mean tweet about oscar isaac
which brings us to
3. the way oscar says “that sounds like a very well adjusted human being” in the exact same tone of voice we have all heard some shithead dude in a poly sci class dismiss an argument from someone who was getting heated, implying that he took this tweet semi-seriously, therefore bringing us rather shamefully to
4. i still would
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Wait…
Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up?
ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE
What’s Ed Balls day?
Omg, okay explanation time.
On the 28th of April, 2011, Ed Balls got a Twitter account. He decided (as most people under the spotlight do) to attempted to look up his own name. However, all he did was tweet “Ed Balls”. This, for some reason, got retweeted by THOUSANDS of people. On a global scale. And because he didn’t know you could delete a tweet it stayed. Every year since then,the 28th of April is Ed Balls day.
This is the infamous tweet
and here are some gems to celebrate that have followed the years, including last year where they framed the tweet and got him to sign it for charity
There are also LOADS MORE in this article from the Telegraph
ed balls
Trump’s ‘Fight!’ Tweet Is Our Call to End Mexican Scapegoating
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump went on Twitter this morning to incite violence against Mexicans. “I love the Mexican people, but Mexico is not our friend. They’re killing us at the border and they’re killing us on jobs and trade. FIGHT!”, Trump tweeted.
Calling on his Twitter followers to “FIGHT!” Mexicans marks a new low for the belligerent Trump. In doing so, he uses the threat of violence in an attempt to quell criticism and, we feel, as retaliation in response to the backlash he’s received over his original anti-Mexican comments made almost two weeks ago in announcing his candidacy.
Such hate speech leads to violence and death, as we’ve seen one too many times in our community.
Shown above are:
Brisenia Flores, 9, shot and killed by Minute Men in their Arizona home in May 2009. Her father Raúl was also killed. Her mother was shot, but survived.
Juan Varela, shot and killed in May 2010 days after SB1070 was passed in Arizona by a neighbor who yelled, “You fucking Mexican, go back to Mexico!” Varela’s family has lived in Arizona since before 1848 when it was still a part of Mexico.
Luis Ramírez, beaten to death by 4 teenagers in Shenandoah, Pennsylvania, in July 2008. “Tell your Mexican friends to get the fuck out of Shenandoah,” one of Ramírez’s assailants yelled at him before he was attacked.
10 anti-Mexican hate crimes were reported in the Port Richmond neighborhood of Staten Island, New York, in 2010. The victims were typically men on their way home from work. Almost all of the assailants were young black men.
Anti-Mexican hate speech can’t go unchallenged. The scapegoating of Mexicans ends today!
This is very sad, I am Mexican, and it saddens me that this happening. I respect Americans because I’ve met that they are warm, sweet and kind people. people like Mr. Trump make you look bad to thousands of Americans who are not. In addition, Trump is not only calling for “fight” against Mexicans, what He is doing (and sadly making) is separated thousands of families, friends and good people who can make America a better country. I sincerely hope that Trump does not win the election because it will be the end of a great nation.
I’m no good in English, but I really hope can tell all right.
We lost legendary internet icon Shiro/Nobiko/Longcat today at the age of 18 years after a long battle with a slew health problems that her mama handled like a fuckin champ. Id been following her mama on Twitter for a while now and every time she posted a bunch of pictures of young Nobiko I would hit "translate tweet" with dread in my heart...well, today was the day.
Viva Longcat, you absolute unit. You transcended language and the years to bring us joy just by virtue of being super fucking long, and your mama never once tried to profit off you or parade you around for attention, and you lived your life happy and comfortable and totally ignorant to your star status. You're part of the internet mythos of the early 2000s, and now you'll live forever.
That social distancing mood.
[ID: screenshots of a Twitter conversation dated 19 Mar 20.
The first tweet, from @AlexanderNewall, read: Stuck at home and bored? 1) Collect everything you have that can get wet 2) Build a den in your shower/bath 3) Set webcam so that people can see in your den (keep cam dry!) 4) Video call a friend 5) Slowly flood yourself on the call and pretend nothing is happening.”
A reply, from “aneira (currently quarantined,” reads: “alex is everything okay at home???”
Alex replies: “*slowly raising chin to stay above water level* Of course! Why do you ask?” End ID.]
Someone on twitter once accused me from stealing a tweet from tumblr when I was the op on tumblr
IT’S! ALL! GOING! UP! BUT! THE! WAGES! BABY!
(hozier liked this tweet on twitter which I’m assuming means this video is okay to share!)
