27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
imaveryevilenby asked:
Pour chicken soup into a hole today!
professionalchaoticdumbass answered:
you know theres another hole i have that could also be used
I’M SO FUCKED UP OVER MANDALA EFFECT CONSPIRACIES RIGHT NOW
WHAT’S THE MOST ICONIC THING ABOUT THE MONOPOLY DUDE??
HIS MONOCLE, RIGHT? EVERYONE REMEMBERS THAT.
WELL WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO
AND YOU KNOW KIT-KATS??
THATS RIGHT, KIT-KATS. I JUST AUTOMATICALLY SPELLED IT WITH A DASH.
WELL FUCK ME UP!! CAUSE APPARENTLY THERE AIN’T NO DASH ANMORE
AND SMOKEY THE BEAR. YOU KNOW, THE BEAR WHO EDUCATES US ABOUT FOREST FIRES.
SMOKEY THE BEAR.
NOPE. IT’S SMOKEY BEAR
don’t even FUCKING TALK TO ME ABOUT MONA LISA’S SMILE
THAT WAS NEVER THERE BEFORE. I HAD TO RECREATE A PAINTING OF HER FOR A SCHOOL PROJECT AND MY REFERENCE PHOTO WAS NOT THIS
And this one of course
we all know its Berenstein
b ut
OUR CURRENT TIMELINE SEEMS TO DISAGREE
im so done I’m leaving the planet
me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington
im begging all of you to stop reblogging th is
Your actions have consequences
me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington
im begging all of you to stop reblogging th is
Your actions have consequences
Man at the bar on Saturday night, Craigville, Minnesota in 1937
Nothing like a ice cold drink after a long day
