pudú

pére david’s deer

reeves’s muntjac

javan rusa

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pudú

pére david’s deer

reeves’s muntjac

javan rusa

sika deer

chinese water deer

tufted deer

chital

Shit. You’re right.
*pounding fists on table* *chanting* transgender deer transgender deer transgender deer
is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere
like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

I like how they just avoid Mongolia
Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

I like the rat map even better
What is Alberta doing
we are fucking constantly vigilant
I really don’t feel like we as a society are talking enough about this
video description: a baby deer squeaks in the middle of the road and is shown next to a travel mug for size comparison. the deer is not much taller than the mug.
🥺 my heart is full,, crops watered
i just found out about the existence of the Chinese water deer and?????

ohmygod????
look at it. whathfcuk

what the hell is this thing. why does it look like a doge deer. a derge. what.
Human off-screen: “What is it, Boog? What is that?”
Boog: (kisses the baby deer)
Human off-screen: “A kiss! Look at that kiss!”
Boog: (makes tiny bear noises)
Human off-screen: “Go give it another kiss. Go give it another kiss, Boog. Yes!”
Boog and the baby deer: (kiss)
Human off-screen: “Yes, that’s a bear kiss!”
me: [driving in my car]
a deer: [jumps out of a bush and runs across the road]
me: woah! [swerves to avoid it]
fine bros.: [jump out of another bush] reacting is copyright the fine bros. and-
me: [is still recovering from the deer and plows into them head on]
Click here to watch the capitalist dogs fall, as they should.
