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Self care is eating the slime that’s inside of those stress balls with the net around them
Self care is buying your uncle’s 1983 Ford Fiesta for $300 and running away from home at 17 with only your earnings from working at KFC over the summer and exploring the continental United States before meeting a homeless woman in Kentucky who you end up motel hopping with until you get to California and you find out she was a ghost of the Hollywood Hills and she grants you a wish for taking her home and you wish for a 1984 Ford Fiesta and then drive off into the sunrise for Arizona where you plan to live out your days as a desert dwelling sand spirit
Self care is having a blocked list that’s 563 people long
imo we need to swap the phrase “no one will love you until you love yourself” with something to the effect of “if you dnt recognize your own value, you’re a lot more likely to put up with mistreatment that you dnt deserve”
it’s not rly a matter of self-love as much as it is being able to stand up for yrself when you need to, and even though the latter is part of that process, it’s still not the same thing
Self care is rolling around in the Colorado desert like a tumbleweed
And screaming into the void until it screams back. But only do this once.
Self care is assimilating with the sand cats of North Africa and screaming with them into the night
self care is sticking your left arm into a prairie dog hole and shaking the prairie dogs hands
Self care is adopting 400 prairie dogs into your one bedroom apartment and living as their queen and digging holes with them underneath the city
Self care is rolling around in the Colorado desert like a tumbleweed
And screaming into the void until it screams back. But only do this once.
Self care is assimilating with the sand cats of North Africa and screaming with them into the night
self care is sticking your left arm into a prairie dog hole and shaking the prairie dogs hands
Self care is adopting 400 prairie dogs into your one bedroom apartment and living as their queen and digging holes with them underneath the city
Self care is climbing the tallest saguaro cactus in jorts and a mesh sweater and joining the coyotes in a melodic ode to the moon.
Self care is shoving that cactus up ur ass to assert dominance over the local coyote pack
Anonymous asked:
self care is throwing ur phone at the cops as they try to get u off the roof after some fuckin square who doesn’t know how to party called 911
self care is [incredibly unhealthy behaviour] and [implausible feat]
self care is playing league of legends and enjoying it
Anonymous asked:
Self care is butt chugging vodka and talking to god through your ceiling fan
dicksuccle69-deactivated2017053 asked:
Self care is realizing you’re only on the second floor and only breaking your ankles but being a poor college student you can’t afford the copay at the ER so you set the bones yourself and have walking problems for the rest of your life
