27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
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Seriously listen to this.
Imagine hearing this in the middle of the night?
That is the sound of something breaking through the ice and calling out for your soul
I’m literally so pissed one the lab’s machines stopped taking data and I’m the only one on my team in town right now so at fucking midnight guess who gets to get out of bed and drive to the lab in sub zero temperatures to go to a cold ass lab because we have to keep the machines at 4K and make sure this 3 million dollar piece of fucking ice garbage idiot machine hasn’t killed itself I’m so pissed I’m livid
if the sun is real then y is it winter and the snow cold my house and i am crying????? nice try atheists
Was that english
allow me to rephrase: if the sun s why ?? ? cold
Translation: I speak bullshit
im not bilingual im straight so stop??
Proof there’s too much stupid in the world. Science and physics are a thing along with coherent English please learn all of them so no one has to go through this again.
shut the hell out my face
I’m so confused. How can someone be so ignorant?
dont bring my iguana into this she is trying her best
People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?
People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK
you wouldn’t believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.
too cold? put on another layer!
too hot? change into thinner clothes!
still too cold? put on another layer!
still too hot? uh, get naked I guess?
still too cold? put on another layer!
still too hot? Ţ̡̜̮̗̟̯͘ͅA̛͈͎̤͙̳̦̱̜̺̪K̢̻̥̥̥̪̙̜̩̗̼̤̻̻͖͍̜͈͉͠ͅE̟͕̩͔̪͓͔̥̦͇̣͇̳͕͉͜ͅ ̠̝̥̖̭̦̼́͝O̩̦͓̠͉̲̲̱̪̹̻̼̭̯͎͈̕͢F̷̸̢̛̙͇͔̜̙̮̗̲̤͇̯͡F̧̨̱̤̲̫͕͔̼̭͙̠̙͙̹̻ͅ ҉̫̠͓̙̠͔̕͜͠Y͡҉̴̘̭̬̳́O̶̶̧͚̞̣̯̩̫̜̩͉̤͎͖̖͟ͅU̶̵̺̠̪̘̱̮̮̙̻͈̣̦̭͠͝͞R̨҉̦̺͓̩̺͖̘̪̥̺͚̱͚͔̪͓̖̰ ̷̸̺͇̳͇̖̥̻̳͚̗̥͙̪̣́S̡̞̳͖̭̯͉̻̠͔̥̹̫̣̼̹͇͜K͏̧͍̪̗̖̜̫̙̱̫͈̟̝̮͈̻̺̯̟̠̀Į̧̙͙͔̠͖̟̕͝Ǹ͖͎̳͍̪̱̞͇̺̘̩͘͜͠
The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell
keeping a glass of milk cold is something science has yet to figure out. you cant put ice cubes in milk because it waters it down. you cant make milk ice cubes to put in it because the gods will definitely curse your family. you just have to chug it before it gets lukewarm. this is why humanity sucks
keeping a glass of milk cold is something science has yet to figure out. you cant put ice cubes in milk because it waters it down. you cant make milk ice cubes to put in it because the gods will definitely curse your family. you just have to chug it before it gets lukewarm. this is why humanity sucks
Thermos
Or a glass with a layer that you can fill with water. Freeze it solid then pour your milk in the glass that’s surrounded by ice
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At the Nuclear Summit
omg this is straight up fanfic material. Justin and Barack just look so ~cozy and Cameron is just sitting there like “i thought you were *my* bae” and it’s hilarious
Look at this Canadian seduction.
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that all sounds awesome tho literally anything but MI tbh
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Tell!! Her!!! Ugh this is so cute
