mom told me to buzz her hair so I did and then she didnt want me to use the clippers to line her up so i had to use a straight razor like some ye olde barber or sweeny todd or some shit
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actual ad from when Subaru was marketing directly to lesbians in the 90s
yes! here’s an article about subaru marketing directly to lesbians
This search for niche groups led Subaru to the 3rd rail of marketing: They discovered that lesbians loved their cars. Lesbians liked their dependability and size, and even the name “Subaru.” They were four times more likely than the average consumer to buy a Subaru. […] Subaru decided to launch an ad campaign focused on lesbian customers. It was such an unusual decision—and such a success—that it pushed gay and lesbian advertising from the fringes to the mainstream.
If you’ve ever wondered why people joke about lesbians driving Subarus, the reason is not just that lesbians like Subarus. It’s that Subaru cultivated its image as a car for lesbians—and did so at a time when few companies would embrace or even acknowledge their gay customers.
why else would a man want to tackle other men
The Showgirls posters have to be the most hilariously terrible designs I’ve seen in my life, yet I have never been able to find a single explication on what was the marketing team thinking.
Not an interview, not people commenting it, nothing, the Leg Worm Head Woman was just accepted and left like that and it haunts me
This is incredible
Anonymous asked:
How do I make a post endorsing something that doesn’t sound like I was paid to do it lmao if I’m going to explain an app to someone I don’t wanna use a bunch of slang and grammar errors. I didn’t take 4 years of marketing to butcher something like that 😂
And no I wasn’t paid
I think one of the most baffling memes of the last few years was the “Keep calm and ____” meme just because people disregarded the format more than any other meme I can think of. And I dont mean ironically like “look at me I am the captain now” how people would just throw phrases into it that didnt make sense, I mean how the phrase “keep calm” just because a marketing technique for literally anything. I saw a bumper sticker on a car this past weekend with the phrase “Keep calm and I am a Greyhound Owner.” The phrase “keep calm” adds nothing to it other than an excuse for the person to put a bumper sticker on their car saying that they are a greyhound owner.
Another amazing example of this was when Ben Carson tweeted this image on his birthday, implying that people were fraught with anxiety only to be calmed by the fact that it was Ben Carson’s birthday.
Friendly reminder that The Great Wall is actually not a movie that engages in awful whitewashing of a Chinese story but is a story about a Chinese myth told with a 99% Asian cast, by a Chinese director. If you saw only trailers with Matt Damon in them, that was a deliberate marketing ploy to draw in a white audience.
Okay here’s a cleaner post so if y’all could spread THIS and not the virus/screamer claims so people know they’re safe
Like a Lady by Crosa Rosa is being submitted to inboxes anonymously
it may seem odd but it’s NOT a screamer or a virus
it’s just a song
This is most likely a marketing technique to get the song and band more exposure
delete it if you’d like but I want everyone to know they’re 100% safe
please stop making posts about these things without actually checking the information first, it just causes a lot of worry and fear that honestly isn’t needed, like I know y’all wanna be better safe than sorry but PLEASE
Tumblr’s obsession with Pepe is pretty much the same thing as Facebook’s obsession with Minions.
I hate this post for opening my eyes
The difference is that pepe is not a product of aggressive marketing and capitalism.
It’s a good organic meme tended to lovingly by local hardworking meme farmers





