Got pulled over for speeding today but I’m in a manic episode so I was like “look, I just got paid today and was able to fill up the tank so I’m good. I was speeding, you got me, ticket me as you see fit.” and the cop was like ”aight cool” and he let me go with a warning
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They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.











