Why bring back old memes when we can back this song?
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2004 is calling me… whispering
numa numa yay
the funny thing about this is I sincerely have followers that were born in the same month i discovered this flash video on newgrounds
Ah, yes, 2004… an excellent vintage. Truly a most delectable meme.
Pre-YouTube, Pre-Monetisation…what a time to be alive,
a superb old fashioned meme
This is the tweet where the “cruelty free cocaine” discourse came from lol
highlights from the twitter thread
Me chugging an entire glass of milk after doing a fat line
I’m confused in different languages, what did I just read😩
Someone really said cocaine was healthier 😂 this is the funniest thread ever
A few years ago I made a post about how we were entering a period of micromemes. Memes that only lasted a few days/weeks. Meme production over the last few years has only increased to the point of there being a new meme a few times a week. Meme production will increase, quicker and quicker into infinity. I warned against the dangers of a meme singularity. I fear that soon, the meme singularity (memeularity) will be upon us. Every meme will exist within each other into infinity. It’s already happening. Meme fusion is just a cheap tactic to make micromemes seem stronger. We will soon be splicing memes into an unrecognizable mutant disaster. The memepocalypse is upon us. I tried to warn you.
Anonymous asked:
wait whose story? what's going on I just woke up
Zola’s story here is a string of tweets about this wild story where these two girls, both sex workers, go to Florida for a weekend and it’s just… just read it. It’s absolutely wild.
And people on tumblr (and on tumblr only, I’ve noticed) are flipping out because “this story isn’t funny, it’s about sex workers, sex working isn’t funny” and it’s like.. that ain’t what’s funny about it. The way the story is told, so casually and with side comments from the author is what makes it funny. But teenagers on this website, with no concept of anything, are like “THIS STORY TALKS ABOUT SEX WORKERS! IT’S NOT FUNNY AT ALL! SEX WORK IS NOT FUNNY!” And while they are correct, sex work isn’t funny, THAT’S NOT WHAT THE MAIN FOCUS OF THE STORY IS. THAT’S NOT WHY PEOPLE THINK IT’S FUNNY. And some people on this website can’t grasp the concept that while a story contains serious undertones/topics, it can still be humorous.
Jimmy Kimmel: Mean Tweets
[captions]
Oscar: [reading tweet] “ ‘Oscar Isaac is a Brooklyn hipster piece of [censored beep] and I’m gonna fight him.’ [audience laughs offscreen] [as himself, to the camera] Sounds like a really well-adjusted human being.”
that hozier tweet going around that's like "never got that ride to church" is fake (obviously, it doesn't sound like him at all) and honestly i'm offended on hozier's behalf bc he is so much funnier than that
here are just a few selections from my "hozier tweets" tag:
please appreciate this man
Cis people being upset about trans people saying “down with cis” are just so…
Like oh, you’re upset about a meme? That’s cool. Maybe tell your fellow cishets to stop killing trans people while you’re over there complaining to them about it
then why is it ok for trans people to make jokes or memes about cis people but its not ok for cis people to make jokes/memes about trans people
Because you’re not oppressed. You don’t have to worry about getting killed for being trans. You wont be denied a job or get beat up in the fucking bathroom. Your parents wont kick you out of the house for being trans. Your parents wont make you go to conversion therapy or abuse you for being trans.
And they get this one thing, right? They get this safe space on the internet where they can vent and be themselves and make jokes. ONE FUCKING THING.
But nooooooooo they ain’t allowed to have fuckin jokes because it hurts yalls feelings
Grow up.
POPE TWITTER IS FUCKING POPPIN
things heat up in the jesus fandom
SWEET POTATOES YES. I adore Fr. Martin.
Looked into it, and it’s real. Not only that, but if you look at his twitter account, he made some more awesome tweets that day that make me really happy to be a Catholic. I’ll include screenshots and text versions of them below.
It saddens me that a #trans student cannot choose what bathrooms to use. A basic need. It’s an affront to their dignity as human beings.
And who is harmed by a #trans student using a bathroom? I’ve seen women using men’s rooms when the ladies’ rooms were full. Who is harmed?
As usual, the one who is made to suffer indignities is the one on the margins, the one seen as “other,” the one seen as “them.”
But for Jesus, there is no “other.” There is no “them.” There is only “us.” So we must be about openness, acceptance and inclusion. #trans
Who should stand with the marginalized, the mocked, the bullied, the confused, the outcast, the minority? The Christian should. #trans
Because Jesus did.
His Facebook post that day says something similar: Who should stand with the marginalized, the mocked, the bullied, the outcast, the confused, the hurt? Who should stand with the one seen as “different,” the one seen as “other,” the one seen as “them”? Who should stand with people who often stand alone? The Christian should. Because Jesus did.
This is how the positive versions of Christianity work.
Rat memes are so funny because they’re like horse girl memes in that they’re completely incomprehensible to normal people