Anonymous asked:
So when I was new in construction a long time ago, I was in the office chatting with my boss before my shift about how the Christmas holidays went.
Someone across the hall set off an atomic sneeze so powerful that our projector screen made the noise laminated paper makes and understandably I got a fright and went “Jesus fuck” and made my boss laugh at it very loud.
Someone with a brown Gandalf beard and welding helmet propped up came into the office and my boss introduced us “(anon), Stephen, Stephen, (anon)”
And that’s how I met Stephen.
Aw
