Ex Astris Scientia — In the club killing a live bird with my teeth

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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cryptotheism

In the club killing a live bird with my teeth

jame7t

outside the club resuscitating a dead bird with my veterinarian degree

cryptotheism

The bouncer keeps handing the bird back and forth between us

friendlypentagon

Hey can someone answer me ? I've never been in a Tumblr thread and I love these (I'm not even sure you guys will see this answer)

also nevermind this account I've only used it like 7 years ago

cryptotheism

^ the bird