in honor of season 3 of game changer airing, i’ve clipped brennan’s fully buckwild monologue from the final episode of season 2
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This whole episode is amazing because you watch Brenan, who has arguably won the most games of any College Humor cast member and is quite intelligent, lose his fucking mind as he fails to guess “yes or no” correctly to every question. It gets funnier as Zac and Ally got crowns for figuring the game out first.
And, yes, the premise of the game was “guess yes or no and if you’re answer matches Brenan, you’re wrong because Brenan can not win.”
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Good post OP
the best fucking post op
thank you op
Anonymous asked:
I don’t think OP realized that if something like that happened, ESPECIALLY TO A PRECIOUS ATHLETE, it’d be on national news
i know this might be a shock to some of you, but straight people are always heteronormative. even if they like pegging and the woman doesn’t wear dresses. they’re hetero.
Op is a heterophobe
i;;m sso sorrry ii diddn;t mea,n tto be hete;rophobbic
hey op crytyping jokes isnt cool stop it
no offense but smoke some weed
i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me
Op did you say it
did you say it op
new concept: tumblr jail
if a post gains more than 20 notes it goes on trial to determine whether it’s problematic or not. then the op is given the death penalty
I like how this seems to imply that op gets the death penalty regardless of whether their post is deemed problematic.
that’s exactly what happens
well sh
Anonymous asked:
OP is internet slang for ‘original poster’
This information is just…blatantly false?
At 6 weeks:
Not to mention, that at 6 weeks, a fetus doesn’t have the right to violate the pregnant person’s bodily autonomy.
At 7 weeks:
“Now measuring around 1cm long, your growing baby is about the size of a blueberry.

Does this look like it has fingers or toes? Hmm? Does it???
None of this is even considering that a fetus at seven weeks doesn’t have the right to violate the pregnant person’s bodily autonomy.
At 8 weeks:
You’re right that the tiny fetus is moving at this point, but plenty of single-cell organisms are capable of moving as well. We don’t throw fits about taking medicine to kill, say bacteria–a single celled organism, some of which have the capability of movement–when we get sick, now do we? But the rest is bullshit:
“Her hands are developing ridges where her fingers will be. However, her ankles, thighs, knees and toes are not yet distinct.”
How can something without proper hands be left or right-handed? Oh right, because this is mindless fear-mongering, outside of the realm of reality:
“Most children have a preference for using one hand or the other by the age of about 18 months, and are definitely right or left-handed by about the age of three.”
Notice how it says children, and not fetuses.
Oh, man, and I forgot to mention, at 8 weeks, it doesn’t have the right to violate the pregnant person’s bodily autonomy.
At 10 weeks:
Lies, apparently. More lies.
The fetus cannot open its mouth or suck its fingers until week 11.
Fingerprints are not fully formed until 6 months.
Oh, but damnit, again I’ve forgotten:
A FETUS NEVER HAS THE RIGHT TO VIOLATE A PREGNANT PERSON’S BODILY AUTONOMY!
This mindless fear-mongering only hurts pregnant people who seek to have an abortion for whatever reason they’d like, which is, scientifically speaking, NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
Anyway, ultimately your decision about what to do with your body is literally up to no one but you. And trying to take that right away from people is gross. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.
-mod Aleksandr
The thing that’s so wonderfully baffling to me is that 90% of the prolife argument is built on just making up blatant lies like most conservative causes at least make an effort to have an argument but the prolife movement really out here just makin up shit





