All Pelicans go to jail challenge
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Mom was going to work and was like “at least its not snowing :)” and I said “oh no the winter weather advisory doesn’t start until midnight! 3-5 inches!!” and she started screaming and stomped out the door
Pelicans have the exact opposite energy from capybara. Capybara are shaped like a friend, soothing.
Pelicans are shaped like a problem.
I like that all of these animals don’t even flinch. Just used to it
It's a wonderful day at the zoo, and you are a horrible pelican.
professor-pastry-deactivated201 asked:
So a few years ago, after one of the hurricanes, my mom and I were staying at a family member's house and one of their neighbours had an orange tree. Right after a storm there weren't a lot of fresh groceries to be found, and we wanted some snacks, so we went and took a bunch of oranges. We were excited about these oranges...until we tried to eat them. Turns out it was actually a grapefruit tree.
DISGUSTING
All Pelicans go to jail challenge
Pelicans have the exact opposite energy from capybara. Capybara are shaped like a friend, soothing.
Pelicans are shaped like a problem.
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I discovered probably the best drink ever last night
The unanimous vote was to name it Fall Sangria
Also this makes about a punch bowl worth of it ANYWAY
Gallon of Apple Cider. Dump that bitch right in the bowl
Bottle of Pink Miscato. Maybe half of it. Depends how badly you wanna get trashed.
Tonic Water. Half cup. In the bowl.
Green apple vodka. Add a cup to the bowl.
6 apples. 4 oranges. Slice them up and add them. (Do this before drinking for obvious reasons)
Mix that shit
Take a cup. Put cinnamon sugar on a plate. You ever see how they salt the rim of a margarita glass? Do that with the cinnamon sugar
Fill ya cup
Get trashed
Anonymous asked:
I don't know much about tattooing, despite having a few myself, but my tattoo artist said that practicing on oranges is pretty helpful! (Also it's just the skin of the orange, so you still have a healthy snack!). Be safe and good luck! <3
Oooh sounds like a good idea - orange peels are pretty fleshlike now that I think of it