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Sweet baby Jesus, it's actual, real, stance-and-everything Wing Chun approximation for once! Who are you TikTok man? I want to buy you a very large beer.
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Ok, ok. Follow me on tiktok
hey remember how awhile back i mentioned that tiktok has a whole trend where people mix cleaning supplies well i redownloaded tiktok so im finally able to show you what i mean
I put my bare hands in this sink and get a chemical burn so bad it oozes and bubbles nonstop for days
i have GREAT news for you
potion of cough up blood
people are so fucking stupid oh my god
Cleaning TikTok: We’ve mixed the perfect cleaning solution!
Everyone Else: You’ve created mustard gas is what you’ve done. Your lungs look like you’ve just returned from the Western Front.
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so i'm.... i'm just hypothesizing here but uh, is tiktok trying to be the new vine? bc let's not. let's bring vine back and stop trying to make tiktok happen. tiktok is NOT going to happen.
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*eyes widen* Hundwed Acwe Wood…. *he looks around confused for Pooh bear, sitting up on his little knees*
Got some bad news for you, kiddo.
*plops down on his bum and looks up at the familiar person* Hihi
The Hundred Acre Wood… it’s way too far away to be accessed on foot. What you’re looking at is simply a picture, or a decal. It is not a true sign.
*tears well in his eyes* I’m big boy I won’t cwy… *imagines Pooh far away*
You are possibly the strongest baby I have ever seen.
Some chocolate for your troubles?
*crawls backwards scared* Dat chocwit hab teeth!
No, no, Hector. It’s just beans… the fundamental material of chocolate.
[ OOC note: does Hector have any food allergies? Not trying to metagame, but I don’t want to accidentally poison him. ]
*tilts head curiously* How is chocwit made? *doesn’t have any allergies*
Basically they boil up the beans until it bursts, which makes cocoa liquor… raw and pure chocolate. From there the artisan chocolate makers will add milk and sugar and then all that’s left is to put it in the foil chocolate bar wrapper, or chocolate chip bagg.
I can take you on a tour of a chocolate factory sometime, kid. I don’t usually just give them out to little abandoned orphaned baby boys, but… ah, hell. We all need to live our life, eh?
*stops paying attention and starts tugging on Dwergaz shoes out of curiosity during the lecture*
Chocwit factiwy? *snaps back to attention and stands up on his* I wanna go!
Salute me, Hector…
*giggles and stands down* Fank yew fow yew sewvice! *tries to salute but slaps foreheads instead*
*holding back tears*
Awesome.
I have a tiktok and this is my cat being mad at wasabi peas