27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
Having a full blown mental breakdown over this rn
That's what they called me growing up
i think the main thing i took from this is that iceland have their own word for sportacus
Lazy town is an icelandic show of course we have an icelandic name for all of the characters
this changed my life
I spent 10 minutes mentally preparing myself for this video and I still wasn’t ready.
thats it. im dead. i just ripped my face off and ate it and im dead.
I was drunk one night and I downloaded TikTok
I uploaded this video
And then I immediately deleted the app
HoLy FuCk
1) I LOVE HIS ACCENT. IT’S BEAUTIFUL.
2) PLEASE WATCH THIS. I LITERALLY HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE. YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS. JUST WATCH X’D
oh my god I cannot breathe
😂😂😂
[Video id:
John Cena and an elderly white woman are sitting at a small table with a tea set on it. They are talking.
John: "...my hand in front of my face-"
Woman: "oh, that is (something)-"
John: "-and I say 'you can't see me' (said in a calm voice while waving hand in front of face) but I don't say it like that I say (intensely, with hand wave) 'you can't see me!'" A clip of the 'John Cena' theme song plays during the intense version of the phrase. The screen changes colors and zooms in on his face during the song.
Woman: "oh, it's gotta be (intensely, in a good impression of the way John said it) 'you can't see me!'" The same song clip plays again during her impression, and the screen again changes color and zooms.
John: *pauses for a moment in surprise* "that's fantastic, I'm out of a job."
Woman: *chuckles* "I can't wrestle."
John: "They say that about me too, don't worry about it."
End id]
Male news anchor shows off makeup blending skills in hilarious video
Please please please let him start a makeup channel omg
“This is concealer, it is for concealing…..things”
“I kinda feel like Bob Ross” “Happy trees on my face”
“Violently blend, violently blend, violently blend like you’re ashamed of your face” 😂
“I sweat like there is something glandularly wrong with me”
“I’M JUST TRYING TO LET PEOPLE IN ON THE PROCESS JEN”
This man is my favorite human being right now. Also, I’m laughing so hard I’m scaring the cats.
“Violently blend, violently blend, violently blend like you’re ashamed of your face”
I am wheezing
Hungarian musician Boggie sits still and sings for her latest music video… So what makes it interesting?
As she performs, her video editor retouches her skin, hair, facial features, and lighting during the song so that by the end everything looks “right”…
(This is actually really cool: Source)
No seriously you need to watch this.
It’s worth the watch to see what a massive difference lighting, make up, hairstyling and image editing can do to a person. Shows anyone with access to all these things can look pretty damn great too, not just celebs.
HoLy FuCk
1) I LOVE HIS ACCENT. IT’S BEAUTIFUL.
2) PLEASE WATCH THIS. I LITERALLY HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE. YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS. JUST WATCH X’D
oh my god I cannot breathe
I literally choked at the end.
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Tbhhhhhhhhhhhh
I made a tiktok so I can stay hip with the young folk also fucking kill me
Sia - Elastic Heart
It is sad to see such a backlash to Sia’s beautiful music video, “Elastic Heart.” People are calling it “pedophilia” and saying it is disturbing seeing a man and a child dance together, seemingly naked, in a “sexual” manner. I think the saddest part about these allegations is how conditioned many people’s brains have become to hypersexualized music videos. When other artists perform some sort of fellatio on inanimate objects, no one is outraged because we are so overexposed to sex, but when raw human emotions and interactions come out, it obviously has to do with sex. Many people can’t see any form of body contact, whether it is modern dance or symbolism for a father embracing their child, as anything other than sexual. When I watched this video I saw these animalistic features in two people trapped in a literal and figurative cage. The girl could escape, but the man could not. After I looked up the meaning behind the video, I saw that Sia’s father had dissociative identity disorder, formerly known as multiple personality disorder, and it was something both she and he struggled with emotionally and seemingly physically. Also, Sia said herself the two dancers represent two sides of herself at war. To dismiss someones painful memories as being lecherous because of something so simple and natural as the human touch is ludicrous. Modern dance has the power to tell very emotional stories, especially so when there are two dancers present. Not all music videos are meant to be sexual. Especially this one.
