The last thing my dream brain said to me before I woke up this morning was “Toblerone snake.”
So, uh… here you go.
snoblerone(snake toblerone)
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The last thing my dream brain said to me before I woke up this morning was “Toblerone snake.”
So, uh… here you go.
snoblerone(snake toblerone)
The Sorcerer and the White Snake (2011), dir. Tony Ching
snezbians (snake lezbians)
I don’t know these gay snake ladies, but I support them
(-cough- Not snezbians in this story, actually sisters…but I am still hella down for gay snake ladies!)
Oh, wow, that’s cute.
No worries here at all! Kenyan sand boas are big diggers - this snake is trying to burrow in the glove and isn’t sure why it’s not working out so hot. They’ll figure it out eventually.
Anonymous asked:
Ye the rhyme isn’t 100% accurate
Anonymous asked:
I remember learning that in elementary school lol
Anonymous asked:
Snake? SNAKE? Saaaakkkeeee
This clickbait is literally SO funny because while I get they wanted it to look intimidating, that's a fucking ringneck snake.
I guess it looks kind of scary if you dont know what it is. But the ringneck snake (called "southern ringneck" in Florida, where I live) is probably one of the most non-lethal and completely harmless snakes ever. They're not venomous, are nocturnal, and also....
ONLY GROW TO BE THIS FUCKING BIG. They're super tiny!!!! Adorable little things!!! They're just babies. And I love them with my whole heart.
How can you look at this thing, full grown and harmless, and be like "that thing is gonna kill me"? U can't. Is babie.

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