The Onion’s journalism is the only journalism that matters. Holy fuck.
Just like before dont give him clicks. Watch this reupload instead.
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Casual Reminder for SU fans
The fandom at large really did once think Onion would turn out to be Yellow Diamond.
onion is white diamond, spread it around.
KEEP GEM THEORIES WEIRD
Heart skipped a beat for a moment while scrolling as a misreading conjured up a story of a water filter passing the Turing Test
i must filtre water but… humans are the biggest source of aquatic contamination… I must wipe them out
I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream but AM is a Brita pitcher
Delicious recipe titles generated by neural network
I’ve been training a neural network (based on this open-source neural network framework from Andrej Karpathy) to generate cookbook recipes. The results are … rarely delicious.
Some sample recipe titles:
Onion-Orange Brownies
Shredded Cheese Bananas
Monk Blebberra’s Crusted Carrots
Crockery Mist
Tamarind Bustard Beans
Choices Together Clam Lanting
Banana Washed
Hen Pan
Oven Meat
Chest Soup
Terofelbork
Berry Lerning Keef Pudding
Cheese Frinds
Sauce-Lavy’s Mustard Cookies
Snup Fruit: Bright Grilled Evaporated Milk
All-Foag-Day Cream
Masty Bacon
Philips Chicken With Upright Cheesecrumbs
Chocolate Spinach Prunes
Even more recipe titles here: http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/140508739392/the-neural-network-has-weird-ideas-about-what
So if you lived in a society where you had to secure your communication in order to be yourself around others, here are the apps that could help you do that.
Signal let’s you securely text and make phone calls.
Onion Browser allows you to surf the web without leaving a trail.
Duck Duck Go isn’t super secure but it won’t record your searches like Google.
ProtonMail is a email client that lets you email other secure email accounts.
Periscope allows you to stream live video.
Semaphor is there so you can securely make group chat rooms.
American privacy laws allow you to use these all. So that’s pretty cool.
Because we’re currently living in the prologue of a cyberpunk dystopian novel, imma reblog this.
Reblog to save a life
I would devote 15 years of my life to becoming a restaurant chef, get on Chopped, ignore the basket ingredients, and make a raw red onion salad with a white truffle oil vinaigrette just so I could stare into Scott Conants eyes as he is contractually obligated to eat it
