27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
so i got a gift today that is 1. genius and 2. something i think worth sharing because i didn’t know this even existed until today
so i made an offhand comment like “my wheelchair needs an ass warmer” in front of my parents and lo and behold...
a mobile, usb powered ass warmer.
truly incredible. i’m gonna have a toasty butt all winter
be careful though, a friend of mine got severe burns from one of these because he couldn’t feel how hot it was getting
today’s very important post
THAT BOBCAT LOVES THAT BOY
He’s scent marking the hell outta that boy. So this is basically the equivalent of him saying “MINE, MINE, MINE, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!”
I love how in the third gif he dies that little wave of his paw like “C’MERE YOU”
That was my cat does, he’ll rub and groom the heck out of me
Hybrid Theme by Tukut
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I was super inspired when the new tumblr mobile layout came out so I made a theme that adapts to how you change your mobile theme! Add a header, it shows up on this theme. Change your avatar shape, and it changes on this theme. If you can’t get to your computer, you can customize most of this theme through mobile! It’s super neat, has loads of customize options, and I’m really proud of it. Hope you all enjoy!
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…Just what’s going on at T-Mobile? I’m concerned. And a little bit scared.
Everything is fine in the realm of 4G!
Anonymous asked:
Oh you weren’t I was just messing with you. I answered a similar ask like this about a month ago, I’m on mobile right now but if you give me 20-30 minutes I’ll reblog that for you to read! I just don’t like writing big long things on mobile is all
Anonymous asked:
its just a shitty language in general i recommend just about anything else over it
My mom’s birthday is the ides of march and mine is 2 days later on st patrick’s day and I was talking to a friend of mine about it the other day and said “oh my mom’s birthday is 2 days before mine” but she must have heard “my mom was born 2 days before me” because it took me about 5 minutes to explain to a full grown adult that birthdays happen every year and that my mother just so happened to be celebrating hers for 30 years before me
opened my mobile kindle app for the first time in a while and it immediately started harassing me about le morte d'arthur
I'm so cynical about that two-headed calf.
it's 2 weeks old and still can't stand. yesterday's update was "here is a video of her holding her head up", with a claim that it is growing in strength - but in the video, it very much looks like the heads are being propped up by a bag of woodchips.
calves should be standing within 2 hours of birth. by the third day, they should be mobile enough that they're hard to catch. by adulthood, they weigh over a thousand pounds.
there's also a religious angle to this. many of the farm's posts have been intensely christian, the farm has described the calf as 'a miracle from God', and nearly all the comments are people offering prayers. meaning.....they might not be making the most objective decisions regarding this animal's welfare.
I'm in a livestock Facebook group and two-headed calves aren't as rare as you'd think. mostly, they're born dead, or die shortly after birth. this isn't a deformity that is compatible with life, and I just can't see any outcome where this calf starts thriving.
so we should forcefully keep alive a livestock animal with severe neurological deformities because (checks notes) it’s whimsical. understood!
