27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
reading vague posts about some unhinged discourse occurring far from my realm of exposure is like the platonic opposite of "I saw Goody Proctor at the Devil's Sacrament" like damn clearly i was not at the sacrament what the fuck
It's the feeling of paddling out on your board into the ocean, and you see something big and dark pass below you, far enough below that it's a distant shape... and you're glad you're not a seal down there.
diego luna. dressed as steve urwin. he is in a cantina, , lurking,, he speaks in a terrible australian accent, , , ben mendelsohn is offended offscreen,, diego speaks of jabba the hutt the same way steve urwin talked about crocodiles ,,, ”oi hes a beaut” diego whispers, he sneaks up on the unsuspecting hutt,, ready to tackle him,,,
diego luna. dressed as steve urwin. he is in a cantina, , lurking,, he speaks in a terrible australian accent, , , ben mendelsohn is offended offscreen,, diego speaks of jabba the hutt the same way steve urwin talked about crocodiles ,,, ”oi hes a beaut” diego whispers, he sneaks up on the unsuspecting hutt,, ready to tackle him,,,
diego luna. dressed as steve urwin. he is in a cantina, , lurking,, he speaks in a terrible australian accent, , , ben mendelsohn is offended offscreen,, diego speaks of jabba the hutt the same way steve urwin talked about crocodiles ,,, ”oi hes a beaut” diego whispers, he sneaks up on the unsuspecting hutt,, ready to tackle him,,,
I love parents in gay dramas. What Did You Eat Yesterday? / Kinou Nani Tabeta?
The line ‘ARE YOU HALF ASSING THE GAY LIFETSYLE’ speaks to me on a personal level
I love how they’re not even mad about their son beinf gay but like BITCH WE‘RE MEETING HIM AND IF WE DONT YOURE A DISGRACE
THE SPELLING LMFAOO💀
She’s actually taking the piss out of a London accent.( more specifically cockney). ‘British’ accent implies you think all of Britain speaks like this.You would be wrong. If you want to take the piss, at least do some research.
oi it a joke innit chap? just a wee li’ol jest ol bean, dont get ye knickers in a twist. cheerio
joke or not, do your research. or is that too hard for Americans to do cause they’re do busy shooting up schools and having to pay for their healthcare? answer to that is probably.
Bernie on working conditions in Florida and slavery in America
Bernie predicts 2008 depression
Bernie speaks against the Panama Free Trade agreement, predicting the whole Panama Papers incident
Bernie tells Alan Greenspan he’s ruining the middle class in 2003
THE SPELLING LMFAOO💀
She’s actually taking the piss out of a London accent.( more specifically cockney). ‘British’ accent implies you think all of Britain speaks like this.You would be wrong. If you want to take the piss, at least do some research.
oi it a joke innit chap? just a wee li’ol jest ol bean, dont get ye knickers in a twist. cheerio
joke or not, do your research. or is that too hard for Americans to do cause they’re do busy shooting up schools and having to pay for their healthcare? answer to that is probably.
I planted some saguaro seeds about a week ago. Who woukda thunk that such large lads start out so smol. (submitted @nolayelde)
this speaks for itself when paired with a pic of the grown plant for scale:
they usually live to be 150+ years old. cutting one down in Arizona, where they’re native, is a felony with a maximum 9 months in prison.
in my brief wikipedia exploration to find out how old they could be for this ask i found out that there was a dude in 1982 who was vandalizing one (which is also highly illegal) by shooting at it and then poking at it, and not only did the 500 pound arm of the cactus he was shooting at fall on top of him, but the actual trunk of the cactus then also proceeded to fall on him. he died. smited by the cactus gods for his transgressions
There was one we had in our backyard that fell on our fence and buckled the steel bar. When the guy came by to take it away he sliced into roughly foot long segments and we kept one. It was really cool in the inside, also the chlorophyll is on the inside. My mom turned the outer layer into a lampshade
Sorry it’s dusty lmao no idea how to clean it
here’s another fun fact about saguaro cactuses (or cacti - both are fine!): when they die, the flesh on them erodes away and leaves these really cool wood-like structures
they’re called bones. these are cactus bones
Billi speaks. (via billispeaks)
billi want food
billi get food later?
billi want food!
billi mad.
billi want drugs.
