Before dinner
After dinner 🫠
he was in the fridge!!!
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ovbiously this person has done so much research and cares about their tortoise so much but.... the mf idea of having a live tortoise in a TUPPERWARE?! IN MY FRIDGE?? WITH ME FOOD? ahahahaha
the concept of opening someone else’s fridge only to find a WHOLE ASS TORTOISE in there... idk if I’d ever recover
When mom comes home early and you forgot to take out the tortoise to defrost 😩
i saw a millennial ignore a friendly tortoise who need help crossing the street. when i confronted him, he said “who needs turtles when you have iphone apps.” reblog if you would help the friendly tortoise
Where do I download the app to help this tortoise
the app is called, … going outside. thank you
Johnathan the tortoise in 1900, and the same tortoise again in 2015.
he looks great, what’s his secret
Dermatologists HATE him
i will never forgive the british for how they pronounce tortoise
Anonymous asked:
What kind of pets have you had?
Oh boy oh boy oh boy
- rats
- mice
- gerbils
- hamsters
- miniature hamsters
- goldfish
- painted turtles
- parakeets
- parrots
- cats
- dogs
- pigs
- calfs
- crawdads
- ants
- frogs
- toads
- miniature horses
- salamanders
- bobcat, once
- tortoise, once
- deer
- elk
- moose
- buffalo
- gardener snake, as I was rehabbing it
official ranking of every turtle emoji on emojipedia
a beautiful friend. a wonderful smile. i will protect this perfect tortoise with my life. thank you.
just a cool and good turtle, going about its business. keep doing you, turtle.
simple, minimalistic, well executed. a solid turt.
a unique perspective on the humble turtle. it takes guts to break the mould like this. bravest turtle on the list.
a cool stylistic approach, but kinda lacking in personality.
the shading is really badly done, but the fundamentals are quite solid. an adequate turtle.
this is just the twitter one but less friend looking.
“turtles… they’re sort of weird and blobby, right?” - apple emoji designer, 2016
the style is very good. extremely well rendered. but unfortunately, this turt’s fuck ugly. look at its face. this turt is no friend of mine.
fisher price.
utterly disgusting.
Become ungovernable
I love how the whole community is in the know on this tortoise's bullshit lmao
This queen is rocking a cute outfit while her matching purse is being carried for her.
We love to see it.
that’s actually a boy tortoise! his name is Bon-chan and i love him he has to wear those cute dresses so he doesn’t get too chilly also he’s in his early 20s so even tho that’s around his max size he’s still quite a young boy! the purse is full of treats btw
