#IN A FILM OF PERFECT MOMENTS THE HAND FLEX™ STANDS ALONE /#BEATIFIED; REVERED AMONGST ITS PEERS / #NEVER BEFORE OR SINCE HAS A PIECE OF CINEMA BEEN SO PURE; SO HEART WRENCHING; SO OBSCENELY EROTIC / #IM GONNA KILL MATTHEW MCFADYEN #THE WAY HIS THUMB GRAZES OVER HER KNUCKLES PUT ME IN THE MOTHERFUCKING BIN / #and the way she looks at him like ‘did he just’ /#and he looks back at her like ‘fuck. i did that…. we practically boned on the driveway’ / #BUT HONESTLY THIS ONE MOMENT IS MORE SEXUALLY CHARGED THAN ANY SEX SCENE OR ANY ACTUAL SEX / #and okay like people who hate this movie / #(YES. THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO HATE CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE PRIDE AND PREJUDICE 2005) / #say that it is a bad adaption of the book because it focuses on the sexual tension too much / #and not the like ~repressed nature of lizzie and darcy’s witty repartee / #BITCH / #ARE YOU SEEING THIS? / #DO YOU SEE THIS GIFSET? / #IS HE NOT REPRESSED ENOUGH FOR YOU????? / #HE SPENDS THE WHOLE MOVIE DISGUSTED THAT HE’S ACCIDENTALLY CAUGHT FEELINGS / #HE THRIVES ON HAVING TOUCHED HER HAND TO HAND FOR LIKE A MONTH!?? / #THEY GAZE AT EACH OTHER DURING CHURCH SERMONS / #I’VE NEVER SEEN TWO PEOPLE SO REPRESSED IN MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE / #look JANE AUSTEN HERSELF would SWOON watching this movie / #she would skype that dude she got engaged to for one night and ask him to roleplay reenact this hand flex with her /#kinkshame the austen @apriki
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In a new moment of mother daughter bonding my mom and I just broke into the empty apartment next door. In our defense the door was unlocked and all the lights were on and we know for a fact they don’t live there anymore but. I picked the lock to the master bedroom and
it’s. it’s certainly a location
still thinking about this
why is my post getting tagged homestuck I’m scared
i hit my post limit for the first time in like 6 years today
This lady retweeted my post about the 4 officers involved in the murder of George Floyd saying how they (the cops) deserved worse and should be thrown in jail with the worst of em and I look at her bio and it’s all TRUMP 2020 VOTE REPUBLICAN blah blah but her replies are all pro BLM and ACAB like
Anonymous asked:
That’s exactly what I’m doing u figured it out YOU FIGURED IT OUT
I am going to remember this image forever, it will save me so much time
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"It's actually your fault that your paranoia is making you misinterpret my post, and in fact you're doing it on purpose"
You sound like my dad when he told me I have anxiety attacks on purpose because I "like the attention"
It's amazing to me that you managed to do exactly what this post is talking about without taking a moment to reflect and recognize that.
Deadpool is not straight
Deadpool is not gay
Deadpool is not bi
Deadpool is Pansexual, remember it.
Or he is all of the above
Hes canon Pan. Its been stated that comic deadpool is canon pan and so is he in the movie
Get off my post lmfao
“or he’s all of the above”
Don’t pan cover all the bases???
Deadpools sexuality goes beyond that though… Pan isnt the right word. Hell fuck anything. He hooks up with aliens and no humanoids and everything in between. He’s married to a shape shifting demon queen who doesn’t have a defined form.
Deadpools sexuality isn’t exactly defineable.
HES FUCKING PAN. THE CREATORS SAID HES PAN. WHY IS EVERYONE IN DENIAL ABOUT THIS. RICK SANCHEZ IS PAN TOO AND HE FUCKS PLENTY OF ALIENS. JESUS CHRIST ON TOAST GUYS
People denying pansexuality like “I don’t think he’s pan, I just think he can be attracted to anyone regardless of gender identity, gender expression, and genitals!”
*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*
you mean, skin?
What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.