take me down to New York City where the yorks are new & the city is city
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ffuck you get outta here new yorker with your aaay im from new yoak uhhhh deli meats n haht dawgs and staten island fucking statue of liberty crowded city taxi cab hey im walkin here wheres my cawffee aahhh baseball the yankees the mets the jets the knicks mmmm empire state building central park rockefeller center with the big tree the big ttree lighting up whats the big deal its a tree its just a real big tree with some lights and times square hey its the new year drop a ball drop a ball in times square fucking and the brooklyn bridge hey the brooklyn bridge its a bridge its a gray bridge aw look at the bridge hey coney island theres some rides there at the amusement pawk theres a ferris wheel oooh look we got broadway Get out of here
iamthelamp asked:
Tesla's pigeons weren't really an army so much as a militia, because they were sorta just his friends?? Like he gave them bits of food and was kind to them and then they just started???? following him around the New York City in flocks, like ya do. One pigeon in particular was essentially his wife; he described loving her "as a man loves a woman" and when she fell ill and passed, he took it as a sign that his own life was nearing its end.
i know dont make me sad he loved his pigeons so mu ch
*new yorker voice* bada bing
*other new yorker across the street* bada boom
*another New Yorker opens their window* FORGET ABOUT IT
*new yorker on rooftop* IM WALKIN HERE
for anyone in NYC (credit to @evandahm on twitter)
[id: a flyer. “We are blockading I.C.E.
I.C.E. is an out-of-control paramilitary police force with an $8 million budget.
I.C.E. imprisons 30,000 people a day in over 200 internment camps around the country.
I.C.E. vans leave the processing center at 201 Varick Street and prowl the streets of New York City. They grab people from their homes, churches, and jobs. Starting now, we will halt the operation of I.C.E. at their Varick Street location.
Join us at 201 Varick Street, NYC.
Please share widely.
NYCstopICE@gmail.com
Twitter.com/NYCstopICE”
/end id]
there is a pink pigeon wandering around nyc I wonder how she got here
i thought this was a raw chicken wing tbh
Kudos to the New Yorker on publishing a cartoon that’s funnier than anything we’ve ever posted
the new yorker published a photo from fyre fest that was photoshopped to include the dashcon ball pit
New York. Martes.
I’m sorry but there is nothing more aggressively New York than that guy climbing over the rail to get to the subway faster while ignoring megafauna pizza rat
