27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
Where can I get five of these, I always struggle with the touchless sensors in the bathroom
So the jackets are magic
Item: Jacket of the Watercloset Wizard; causes nearby plumbing fixtures to activate automatically
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Ok, ok. Follow me on tiktok
hey remember how awhile back i mentioned that tiktok has a whole trend where people mix cleaning supplies well i redownloaded tiktok so im finally able to show you what i mean
I put my bare hands in this sink and get a chemical burn so bad it oozes and bubbles nonstop for days
i have GREAT news for you
potion of cough up blood
people are so fucking stupid oh my god
Cleaning TikTok: We’ve mixed the perfect cleaning solution!
Everyone Else: You’ve created mustard gas is what you’ve done. Your lungs look like you’ve just returned from the Western Front.
I was drunk one night and I downloaded TikTok
I uploaded this video
And then I immediately deleted the app
I have a tiktok and this is my cat being mad at wasabi peas
My current favourite tiktok trend is the one where people wrap presents to look like something they're not and some people get ridiculous with it
Like:
✨The dedication ✨
@gollyollie tiktok is good
I GUESS IT IS SHSJDJKDJEKRJ
