Customer: AYIEH IS MY DAUGHTERS NAME
DMV: HELL YEAH
Verdict: DENIED
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That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀
“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃
if you have not watched this you need to because this is the explanation for all the fuckery going on today 100% And it is funny funny funny
Still funny lol
😂😂😂😭😭😭
ben shapiro seriously saying “you’re stupid and poor. but i can wear lifts” to a bot made to call him short is so fucking funny
This guy is a fucking loser I can’t.
ben shapiro seriously saying “you’re stupid and poor. but i can wear lifts” to a bot made to call him short is so fucking funny
dmv: can i have you birth certificate
me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️
dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license
me: its so small and cute! 😳
dmv: just like you! ☺️
can't get an algorithm like this on twitter
the lady that thinks a jewish space laser caused the california wildfires might get kicked out of congress after ONE MONTH in office lol
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*breaks multiple laws black hat hacking security cameras* *is probably on government watchlists* *posts screencaps online anyways* "lol look at these horsies" you are the definition of Does Not Give A Fuck
Listen my dude, think big picture for a second. Do you really think the CIA or FBI are gonna come storm my place for something so minor? That kind of shit is a microscopically small blip on their radar if it even is at all. Like, they have way bigger fish to fry. Not only that but are they really gonna — do you really think they have the resources to hunt down every single person that does shit like that? Its so simple to do man. Like, 10 seconds of effort per camera. They don’t give a shit. They can’t afford to give a shit, they don’t have the manpower or the resources to give a shit, so neither do I.
america is so funny. your covid response was
$2,900
billion, canada’s was $148 billion. what was your stimulus? you got like $500 once? ive gotten $1250 for the past 6 months cause i graduated. thats almost my whole tuition right there. so where the fuck is your money going? your government spent 2,900,000,000,000 dollars from its poorest citizens and what happened to it? did it benefit you?
yeah its mad funny that poor people are dying bro. no we are not thrilled about our hellhole country letting us all die but why are you as a canadian so SMUG? is it because your racist leader keeps a lower profile than ours? because you’re not yet in the hot seat for your country’s abominable history of abuse towards its indigenous peoples? why don’t you donate to a covid relief fund since you have sooooo much money and so much time to be on the internet being a little bitch
fucking embarrassing watching other canadians posture themselves above the poor and suffering because they are slightly less poor and suffering. your delusional attitude towards the goodness of this country makes you complicit in hiding its atrocities. i see you graduated school but i’m not sure you actually learned much about the world, did you?
Reading comprehension on this website sucks so much dick “corruption in america is really bad” “oh yeah? Well you’re pro genocide now ’,:^)”
me when im making my very good and smart posts about the silly pandemic and how it hasnt affected me personally, and a whole bunch of people think that my posts are tone deaf and shitty and punching down, but this couldnt possibly have anything to do with ME and my very good posts, it must be everyone else who is wrong, i am very intelligent!
what zero pussy does to a MF
I saw this post this morning before op snapped and got their shit dragged through the dirt and I knew this was gonna happen
The university of Southern California school of engineering graduate program sent me a letter today what in the world would they be contacting me about they’re a really prestigious university and I’ve never had anything to do with them ever lol
“british sense of humor” isnt a thing yall just arent funny lmfaooooo
Lol Americans
Americans have literally no banter
why did u colonize 90% of the world
lol idk Just seemed less barbaric than slaughtering millions of native americans, robbing their land, claiming it as my own and buying human beings from across the Atlantic to build my country :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)))))))))))))
idk how to tell u this but…..ur people did that
