THANKYOU

Poe goddamn knows how to cook a meal and he goddamn knows his way around a spice cabinet and you’d better believe he knows how to marinate and slow-cook and he might make less spicy stuff for his new friends but only because he loves them and he knows they don’t have the palate for actually spicy food.

Okay but what if he got too excited about his cool new friends and accidentally made the food way too spicy?

Finn is aghast. ‘You put what in the food?!! The First Order uses chemical weapons based on that kind of stuff for crowd control! And you EAT it? Willingly!?!?’ (He keeps taking bites in between sputtered protests and hastily chugging whatever liquid is available though)

Rey on the other hand, is absolutely stuffing her face because it’s literally the best thing she’s ever tasted (Although Poe could have served up literally anything and it would have tasted amazing just because someone made it for her) and there are tears streaming down her face, partly because her mouth feels like it’s on fire but mostly because this is the happiest she’s ever been.

Star Wars has blue milk, maybe it has blue horchata they can drink to cool off their tongues between bites of space chorizo

Yaaaas

Excuse me.

Originally posted by zasto-bas-meni

Okay.. alright..

British food does not look like that.

That is British food:

This is British food:

Sunday dinner looks amazing right?

This is also British food:

So what cheek do you have at commenting that British food is basically shit. And yes I’m British and we don’t all drink tea and speak posh oh no. That’s due to the area you live in.

Oxfordshire=posh

London= cockney

Midlands= northern

Welsh= north

And Scotland northern

And the food depends on what area you get your food from different areas have different ideas on food such as Scotland haggis and deep fried Mars bars.

So just don’t Diss British food, you’ve probably never tried it.

Originally posted by sensualeroticblog

*goes to a restaurant in Liverpool*

me: Yes ma'am I’d like to order the Jellied Ox Taint

waitress: Oi cummin roight op govna

Try and defend that British food all you want but the toxic sludge looks at least like it could plausibly have a stray flake of pepper or grain of salt hidden somewhere in there

y’all think british food got taste or colour? Okay

I’m crying at the pictures y’all are posting of Good British Food™️ like it ain’t the sawdust shit my ancestors ate before escaping in the 1800s

and y’all had the audacity to invade 80% of the planet in order to control the spice trade but won’t dare put it on any of your food my god

i saw this post the first time not noticing it was pest-bot who posted it and just… accepted it at face value

i was just like “yeah garlic bread is gay that sounds about right” and scrolled right by