A tree fell on my fence. Making the best of it while I negotiate the repair.
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That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀
“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃
if you have not watched this you need to because this is the explanation for all the fuckery going on today 100% And it is funny funny funny
Still funny lol
😂😂😂😭😭😭
Anonymous asked:
one telescope and a desk: "omg antique lol"
I am a published astrophysicist that specializes in ancient astronomical tools amongst other things. So like. In the my most professional courtesy, go fuck yourself, lol.
“british sense of humor” isnt a thing yall just arent funny lmfaooooo
Lol Americans
Americans have literally no banter
why did u colonize 90% of the world
lol idk Just seemed less barbaric than slaughtering millions of native americans, robbing their land, claiming it as my own and buying human beings from across the Atlantic to build my country :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)))))))))))))
idk how to tell u this but…..ur people did that
Evacuated our cars, and then ourselves from the apartment due to flash flooding. The water in the lot is 3+ feet deep and rising quickly
that guy is so positive about the situation he looked at flood water and was like “HM NICE NIGHT FOR A SWIM” I don’t know whether to laugh or cry omg
Yeah I went out and waded in it lol it’s plenty deep for a good swim
omg tumblypoos???? has anyone heard of water??? its particles are so smol they are cute lil cinnamon buns???? & if you drink it cold it tastes so good???? it has no taste but like its so refreshing why is no one talking about this lol….
this post is gonna crawl out of the computer and kill me
Evacuated our cars, and then ourselves from the apartment due to flash flooding. The water in the lot is 3+ feet deep and rising quickly
that guy is so positive about the situation he looked at flood water and was like “HM NICE NIGHT FOR A SWIM” I don’t know whether to laugh or cry omg
Yeah I went out and waded in it lol it’s plenty deep for a good swim
Evacuated our cars, and then ourselves from the apartment due to flash flooding. The water in the lot is 3+ feet deep and rising quickly
that guy is so positive about the situation he looked at flood water and was like “HM NICE NIGHT FOR A SWIM” I don’t know whether to laugh or cry omg
Yeah I went out and waded in it lol it’s plenty deep for a good swim
Anonymous asked:
lol I have a male cat named Zelda bc he was still a stray when I named him and my dad swore it was a girl.i call him Zel in public bc the gamer dudebro "YOU THINK ZELDA IS LINK!!! FAKE GAMER GIRL!!" rage was insane
Omg
Why is everyone on Tik Tok like this????
excuse you ma’am ena da is a tumblr original
Is that the anemone girl lol
One day I’m gonna be receiving the Oscar for best actress ensemble pussy or whatever and y’all will still say “omg is that the anemonenenenene girl”
