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The America version is called FoodForAll
YOOOOOOO, they’re formalizing this?!?!
I used to do community service at a community breakfast, we’d go to the local Safeway and get all their stale bread, the local bakery for their stale baked goods and whatnot.
They throw away so much food it’s ridiculous, I’m glad someone finally created a program like this!
The American app isn’t available everywhere but if you’re broke in NY or Boston, check it out!
TooGoodToGo is available in many European countries, including the UK, much of Scandinavia, Germany, Austria, Switzerland, France, Belgium, the Netherlands, Poland, Italy and the Iberian peninsula.
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improvised weaponry
they beat jesus with that
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This post killed me 3 times
It took me 3 watches to realize the door is cardboard and this man is not just freakishly strong.
I assure you this is a standard interior door, usually only exterior doors are solid.
You can see the inside of the cardboard though.
This isn’t a real door, it’s a prop from a movie or TV set.
it has a paper honeycomb for rigidity, and that’s how interior doors are made for modern construction in the USA.
y'all have never kicked a hole in your bedroom door in a flurry of teenage hormonal rage and it shows
If I kicked my bedroom door I’d more likely break my foot than the door.
I always thought people punching through doors or shoving people through doors was just from the movies. Doors in my country are generally solid planks of wood, a polymer of sorts, or metal.
American homes are made extremely cheaply and aren’t built to last.
Steam from hot showers seeps into wall which are not treated to handle moisture, and mold grows in the walls.
Almost every wall or floor is made out of plywood.
Flimsy roofing that can withstand a run of the mill heavy storm, but not much more than that.
Weak foundations that wouldn’t hold up at all if it weren’t for how light and plywood-y the overall house is.
Not every American house is this shitty in all of these ways, but the vast majority of them are, and almost all of them have at least one of these problems. Even rich people’s homes.
Read this article.
https://dengarden.com/misc/American-Houses-and-Bad-Quality
Then watch this video.
Are we just ignoring this original post was about the OP looking for Elf Pussy or are we just totally past that?
It’s already been answered that there is no elf pussy here, so why dwell? 🤷🏾♂️
This always bugged me when people in American TV punch holes in walls, too. If you punched one of the walls in the UK you would break your hand, even if it’s just an internal wall.
springupawell asked:
He purrs in response
so we got a corndog box for the rats and my brilliant roommate cut a hole so all of our rats will become corndogs
the yawn in the second one is killing me <3
These are very good and adorable corndogs!
ways i have tricked people into thinking i am competent:
- bought a really nice looking fountain pen
- that sounds like a joke but fountain pens are cheap as shit and when you use one people look at you like you’re a fucking wizard

- this hero 901 cost me $3 on ebay and i don’t know why people assume that this is a pen for intelligent people but they do
- it works better when i am using a nice notebook and not the avengers notebook that makes it look like the hulk is grabbing my sweet pen
- i write in code which for some reason leads everyone to assume that i am some kind of da vinci motherfucker, instead of the reality, which is that i am writing about dicks and don’t want anyone to know
- it looks like i am constantly taking notes on everything which is both intimidating and inaccurate, just the way i like it
- i bought a usb clicker/laser pointer for $11 and now it seems like i’ve got this shit on lock, like i am so pro at giving presentations i even own accessories
- holding a clicker makes you seem at least 10% more like you know what you’re talking about i’m pretty sure
- i check the weekly freebies on creativemarket every monday so now i have a huge folder of pro-looking website themes and powerpoint templates and fill-in-the-blank resumes (also a lot of autumnal clipart and watercolor flowers and script fonts but that is less relevant)
- i bought a ceramic coffee mug at world market years ago and it makes me look like a productive coffee-drinker because no one knows it’s full of hot cocoa
- i don’t know why drinking coffee makes you look busy it just does even though i’m pretty sure it statistically reduces productivity

- bonus: not only does no one know i’m just drinking Depression Chocolate but they think i am being Environmentally Conscious rather than Poor As Shit
- extra bonus: i can take a sip whenever it looks like someone is going to ask a question and then they ask someone else
- i almost never have to answer questions and i leave the room a lot because i have to pee constantly so double extra bonus
- “That’s a very good question, and one that deserves an in-depth answer, so if you’d like to leave me your card I’d be happy to discuss it with you later one-on-one” aka “how DARE you suggest i waste everyone’s time answering this question right now” aka “lmfao i have no fucking clue what you just said please let me secretly google that okay”
- bonus: now it seems like you are a sophisticated grownup who assumes everyone has A Card and if they have to settle for writing their email on a scrap of paper you can feel smug about it even though in your heart you know that you are no better
- i’ve got anxiety and poor impulse control and anxiety about my poor impulse control so i generally say jack shit about shit and this constant silence is often misinterpreted as aloof observation
- no one knows that my air of mystery is actually a bad case of the shy and i am too shy to correct them so it works out
- when i’m on my laptop and i don’t want anyone to notice how much i’m dicking around i turn the brightness way down so they can’t snoop without being obvious
- at least one window of notepad++ with some random html page or css stylesheet in it makes randos assume you are some kind of genius doing some genius shit, unless they are CS major randos, in which case i guess find an intimidating looking excel spreadsheet and hope for the best









