Ex Astris Scientia — I’ve got my first aid certificate and I’ve been at...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I’ve got my first aid certificate and I’ve been at like accident scenes before paramedics get there because I’ll just stumble upon emergencies sometimes but the most bizarre thing was this fender bender I pulled over for to check on the drivers and this kid had shat his pants but it was already drying so like. He shat his pants a while ago and he didn’t appear to be under the influence of anything. Dude just had to poop I guess.