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this is the funniest fucking thing, god bless elton
(tw: f slur, even though it’s not really used in that context)
you can see the EXACT moment where he decides oh this is going to be so fucking funny if i say this
this is the funniest fucking thing, god bless elton
(tw: f slur, even though it’s not really used in that context)
you can see the EXACT moment where he decides oh this is going to be so fucking funny if i say this
Immortals Chat About the End of the World by Amatullah Bourdon
Words: 1428 (most are chat names)
Warnings: death, family death, descriptions of blood
This is a chat style of writing so its a lil wonky but I was recently stuck with a beam of inspiration so enjoy this super short story!
jerma is doing a dollhouse stream where chat controls the actions and his house. i can say with full certainty that chat is going to kill him.
chat decided to use their collective power to buy him a bed but then placed it in front of his front door so he can’t leave
heβs so right for this
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reminder that, as far as anyone knows, this man is literally 100% cisgender. this is fantastic. I love him ever so
This is a streamer, and one of his chat rewards for subs/bits/etc is "girl month," where he dresses like a girl and does his make up for a whole month.
Last I heard, his chat had gotten him to, like, 6 months straight of "girl month."
This man is cis. He is not trans, and has no desire to transition.
He just wanted to do something fun for his chat, and he has a great time. He looks comfortable, he doesn't make a mockery of women or femininity. It's just wholesome cross dressing fun.
Hey, a bro's gotta hustle Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
thoughts
God: Alright, chat has voted to bring back dinosaurs!
Chat:
cant wait for my deceased spirit to spam pogchamp whenever i torment the living with my other ghastly homies