“Bee Nott Afrayed
Of Anny Man
Thatt Walks Beneath The Skys
Tho Big He Bee Or Small You Bee
For I Will Equalize”
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*skitter skitter skitter skitter skitter*
RUH RUH RUH RUH
*skitter skitter skitter skitter skitter*
he short
Another tidbit of Mando lore;
Mandalorians quickly figured out that Jedi mostly view blaster fire as “fun lightsaber practice”.
During the Mando-Jedi wars, they dealt with this in characteristically practical fashion; they used slugthrowers (aka ordinary firearms) instead, because if a Jedi tries to deflect a regular bullet, what happens is “A bunch of bullet shrapnel to the Jedi’s face.”
Jedi or sith; deflects blaster fire
Mando’ade, racking a shotgun; deflect this you wizard bitch
everyone: you can’t beat the jedi. they’ll just deflect your blasters
the mandalorians:
I have been looking for this
Cathar vision. Long rifle. Lead projectiles. *humming to self*
I am fucking dying
UNMUTE IT P L E A S E
Genuinely one of the best impressions I’ve ever heard, lmao. Fucking class.
Anonymous asked:
I own my guns precisely because there are federal and state law enforcement and a standing military and I don’t trust those fucks and you shouldn’t either.
I don’t. They don’t need guns either. But honestly, with or without guns it’s pretty clear that the military would blow us out of the fucking water. I’ve toured naval bases (trying to recruit physicists) and some of the shit they have is unbelievable. Military technology is, on average, about 20 years ahead of consumer technology. They have shit that’ll make an AR-15 look like an airsoft gun
Another tidbit of Mando lore;
Mandalorians quickly figured out that Jedi mostly view blaster fire as “fun lightsaber practice”.
During the Mando-Jedi wars, they dealt with this in characteristically practical fashion; they used slugthrowers (aka ordinary firearms) instead, because if a Jedi tries to deflect a regular bullet, what happens is “A bunch of bullet shrapnel to the Jedi’s face.”
Jedi or sith; deflects blaster fire
Mando’ade, racking a shotgun; deflect this you wizard bitch
everyone: you can’t beat the jedi. they’ll just deflect your blasters
the mandalorians:
I am fucking dying
i’ve never heard such a good attenborough impression i’m rolling
I’m laughing my stepdad got a revolver because people have been getting broken into around here lately and he tried showing me how to use it and reload it and I just took it and knew how to work it better than him and I think it freaked him out a little lmao
deadoakenshield-deactivated2021 asked:
what type of history are you studying? (like for my university, if you major in history you concentrate in either global history, american history, or european history)
My uni only offers history but I love anything pre-roman and because the degree requirements are literally “take this many credits of any history classes” I’m doing mostly early humanity