27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
Anonymous asked:
OH BOY so I currently have I think 6 OCs for two original stories and they’re both sci-fi stories that take place in the same universe.
But since I haven’t made an outline for either story on here and no one knows about them I’m just gonna talk about a Steven Universe OC, because everyone knows SU.
So. Amber. Is a gem. She’s dark black and has an orange/blonde afro. She’s tall and has a kinda flowy orange dress. Like you know the muses from Hercules? She kinda looks like the tallest one. Her gem is in the middle of her back. She likes warm colors like yellow and orange.
One time back in 2013 a friend and I made this AU story out of the Who’s song “Boris the Spider” and we made this OC called Harold and he could turn into a spider and it was so popular people made fanart of it and wrote fanfiction and there were baby AU’s too, I shit you not. 2013 was a really dark year.
YOU THINK I’M LYING BUT I’M NOT
me playing bioware games: ok this choice is going to have a huge impact on the story, so i gotta be careful. also would this be in-character for my oc? which option makes most sense for them, regarding their background, personality and experiences?
me playing bethesda games: lets choose the weird option for fun lmao
I remember like back in 2012 I was in The Who fandom (the band) and they have this song called Boris the Spider, right? Well a friend of mine (that I’m still friends with) and I made this kind of, like, AU? Of that song? And it was where Boris could turn into a human and we had our OC and his name was Harold and he was like Boris, he could turn into a human and ought. And just. PEOPLE MADE FANFICS. PEOPLE, POPULAR GOOD ARTISTS IN THE FANDOM MADE ART. THERE WERE FANFICS AND I THINK I STILL HAVE THEM AS WELL AS THE FANART ON MY COMPUTER SOMEWHERE. THERE WERE AUS OF OUR AU.
Hold on let me see if I can find some of the art.
HERE WE GO
THE BABY AU:
THEIR SHIP NAME WAS HARIS
just one??? or a hundred…how many…one single….no…they come in packs…like cheese
*raises both hands* Guilty as charged~
I remember like back in 2012 I was in The Who fandom (the band) and they have this song called Boris the Spider, right? Well a friend of mine (that I’m still friends with) and I made this kind of, like, AU? Of that song? And it was where Boris could turn into a human and we had our OC and his name was Harold and he was like Boris, he could turn into a human and ought. And just. PEOPLE MADE FANFICS. PEOPLE, POPULAR GOOD ARTISTS IN THE FANDOM MADE ART. THERE WERE FANFICS AND I THINK I STILL HAVE THEM AS WELL AS THE FANART ON MY COMPUTER SOMEWHERE. THERE WERE AUS OF OUR AU.
Hold on let me see if I can find some of the art.
Anonymous asked:
listen
it may or may not be a self insert oc
Anonymous asked:
kaijuno answered:
me, standing in the kitchen at 3:34am, wearing nothing but socks and a pair of pants tied around my waist. I am eating tortilla chips with cold shredded cheese and pepper. my hair is a mess and i haven’t slept in 3 days. i realize i am out of bowls so i put a bunch of cinnamon toast crunch into a plastic cup and fill it with milk. i chug it. nightcall by kavinsky is playing quietly in the distance from my slightly cracked bedroom door. i microwave some mozzarella sticks and then disappear into the night
self care is going to a gas station at 3am and fighting your mirror self in the bathroom and then befriending them instead and eating slim jims and drinking gatorade with them in the back parking lot until a serial killer trucker comes to kill you and then you team up to kill the trucker and then you take his semi and tour the southwest united states with your mirror self robbing banks along the way and retiring happily to mexico
i love liminal spaces its like a location that’s dissociating and i feel like if i go there while also dissociating i’ll just ascend to the astral plane
kaijuno: HEY i did it i went to a scruby walmart at like 10pm while dissociating and i felt like i was a cryptid in like ghost walmart or something and it was the weirdest thing i’ve ever done
kaijuno: careless whisper was playing on a loop. there were 3 other people. none of the checkouts were open so you had to use self checkout. i didn’t see a single worker there. multiple lights were flickering.
zero-redeeming-qualities: Here’s the big question though: Are you the same person who went in?
kaijuno: i dont
i dont know
zero-redeeming-qualities: Well, there’s only one way to find out. Go back again, and see if you meet yourself in the bathroom mirror.
kaijuno: self care is fighting your good doppelganger in a walmart bathroom at midnight
Now that I have a car I 1000% am going to do night drives to just eat in restaurants in strange places and watch the sunrise over foreign towns and sleep in strange motels and experience the country but only in its liminal hours when no one else is awake
self care is eating 37 bathbombs and vomiting rainbow foam on your homophobic brother
Self care is climbing Mount Olympus and jerking off on Zeus’ DVD collection
self care is drinking 5 gatorades and supercharging your electrolytes to fight god in a walmart bathroom
Self care is getting high in a dumpster behind a Big Boy and astral projecting into the nth dimension to fight the dumpster raccoons you accidentally hotboxed
Self care is drinking vodka and 6 cans of Red Bull in an IHOP parking lot and ascending to the astral plane and fighting neo-Jesus
Make a podcast with these guys
The podcast name for this is gonna be Welcome to the Midwest
