i have decided that to simplify my life and make everyone else's worse i am going to combine american and british spellings. for example:
•centere
•programmme
•graey
•apflatment
Oh, it's war, is it?
- liftevator
- hoonnet
- chrisps
- whirpy cream
Pantrousers.
Trashlie canbin
Gartspenders
Fanussy
Rubbage
Am I doing it right?
baloothroom
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