so yesterday (april fools day) my friend in a group call was like “hey my gf (another mutual friend) is pregnant and actually has been for five months but we didn’t know. and we’re having the baby in July” and everyone i know was collectively like “haha yeah fuck you” and then he started pulling out dated ultrasounds with his gf’s name on them and stuff and the correct weight/size for a five month old baby and we were like “wow you put a lot of work into this” and then he got his gf on the call and she was like “yup i don’t really look pregnant but i am!” and we were like haha wow you’re both really going for it huh.
anyway april fools day ended and we were like hey dude that was a good one and he was like no it’s for real i just thought it would be very funny to tell you on april fools day
