I love how when you first get a tumblr you reblog every popular post and you think they’re all so funny and then your humor slowly degenerates until all you reblog are vague neo-dadist memes that make no sense in reality but by then you’re too far gone into this hell site to even think about what could possibly be funny about vaguely ominous Craigslist ads
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“british sense of humor” isnt a thing yall just arent funny lmfaooooo
Lol Americans
Americans have literally no banter
why did u colonize 90% of the world
lol idk Just seemed less barbaric than slaughtering millions of native americans, robbing their land, claiming it as my own and buying human beings from across the Atlantic to build my country :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)))))))))))))
idk how to tell u this but…..ur people did that
Follow @memeuplift for more wholesome memes
That’s the fucking dashcon ballpit I could recognize it anywhere
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We have the same name????? We must fight to the death so I can become the alpha
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Thank you!! I love you too haha!
To be completely honest with you I had struggled with depression for so long and it got so bad that in December I tried to take my own life (I’ve made posts about this before I’m open about it) but after that I moved home to be closer to family. I started on a different antidepressant that actually worked!! And I went from taking 21 credits and working 3 jobs to just taking 9 credits and god that helped a lot too! I used my free time to sort of do a lot of introspection into what I could do to make me happy, to help myself get out of the dark place I was in. I decided to start being an aggressively kind and optimistic person, even though it was really hard at first and there were a lot of setbacks, but it really helped too.
My depression still gets to me sometimes, but I’m a lot happier now :)
Adam & Eve
That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀
“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃
if you have not watched this you need to because this is the explanation for all the fuckery going on today 100% And it is funny funny funny
Still funny lol
😂😂😂😭😭😭
corn flaek
it’s because reality is terrifying and our world’s dying, and our developmental years were spent in a constant state of using increasingly nonsensical humor to cope
It’s called the rise of neo-dadaism and the same thing happened during WWII
well that’s not concerning At All






