Oh my god... the cat can't move because they have a human on
“british sense of humor” isnt a thing yall just arent funny lmfaooooo
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Lol Americans
Americans have literally no banter
why did u colonize 90% of the world
lol idk Just seemed less barbaric than slaughtering millions of native americans, robbing their land, claiming it as my own and buying human beings from across the Atlantic to build my country :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)))))))))))))
idk how to tell u this but…..ur people did that
Anonymous asked:
my sibling wants 25 dogs, but one of their roommates said that they couldnt have more than 2 so my sib was like ‘okay, only two dogs... and 23 cats.’ i swear to god, if they genuinely get that many pets, i will both be in heaven and in hell because i love animals but i’m like deathly allergic to fur and cats and dogs but i love them so much
Pls just have them make a petting zoo so that I can visit and pet all the animals
Anonymous asked:
I read somewhere that housecats are actually descended from African wildcats and not European wildcats, so they're very much pack animals. Your little fuzzbuddies are behaving like they're in a pride!
I believe it! The Egyptians were the first to domesticate cats - or rather where cats decided to domesticate themselves. They are very much social and even pack animals with an established hierarchy. It’s wonderful to be able to witness. They act like they would if they were wild cats
Anonymous asked:
I found your page from ya IQ post and, just looking at your tumblr its like im looking at myself in the future haha. We have the same name, im going to uni for the same thing at some point in my life, we have similar humor... its so weird ... Either way uhh.. I really hope you're enjoying life and having a good time!!!
We have the same name????? We must fight to the death so I can become the alpha
I love how when you first get a tumblr you reblog every popular post and you think they’re all so funny and then your humor slowly degenerates until all you reblog are vague neo-dadist memes that make no sense in reality but by then you’re too far gone into this hell site to even think about what could possibly be funny about vaguely ominous Craigslist ads
I’m constantly seeing that crying cat meme on my dash and i gotta remind yall that cats and dogs do not cry naturally, those animals all have eye infections
i’m just worried this kind of anthropomorphism is going to lead to people not recognizing that their animals are sick.
dont worry, this is super photoshopped! this is the original, healthy cat:
thats the devil actually
I’M CRYING LOOK WHAT MY CAT DID IN HER SLEEP
Blep blep blep
CATS ARE SO WEIRD
Oh my god. This is too cute.
My best guess is that it’s a motor pattern involved in a dream the cat is having - probably either grooming behavior or drinking. Either way, awwwwww.
Adam & Eve
That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀
“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃
if you have not watched this you need to because this is the explanation for all the fuckery going on today 100% And it is funny funny funny
Still funny lol
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covering my house with pictures of callmecarson crying because it’s funny part one
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