Why did you leave out the best bit ??
why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase
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You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase
without American politics changing after 9/11 we wouldn’t have seen michael sheen in good omens
…explainnn
america’s response to 9/11 caused my chemical romance to form in protest
mcr inspired stephanie meyer to write twilight
twilight gets a movie deal
michael sheen gets casted as aro in the twilight films
a reporter asks michael sheen why he’s in such a silly film series for such a silly genre
michael sheen defends the genre publicly and cites neil gaiman’s works
neil gaiman hears about this and reached out and they go to dinner and eat illegal octopus
neil gaiman and michael sheen become friends
years later neil gaiman finally gets to adapt good omens for tv and casts michael sheen as aziraphale
black mirror: ough ough ough technology bad
twilight zone: what if Bigfoot was harassing william shitner from the outside of a plane
Ha more like
Black Mirror: As technology moves forward and becomes an integral part of our society how will we change? What does it mean to be human?
Twilight Zone: *long drag of cigarette* Let me tell you why you fucks deserve this hell you’ve created.
My favourite example of the domino effect
Allow me to explain:
- Gerard Way witnesses 9/11 and as a consequence, starts My Chemical Romance
- Stephanie Meyer sees My Chemical Romance and becomes inspired to write Twilight
- Somewhere in Rio de Janeiro, a man by the name of Felipe Neto is so outraged by the Twilight movies that he makes a hate video about them that goes so viral he becomes one of Brazil's biggest YouTubers
- His brother Luccas Neto rides off his fame and becomes a children's YouTuber
- Across the Atlantic, Portuguese children become obsessed with his videos. Like the lusophone Jake Paul
- Portuguese children watch his videos so fucking much that they begin talking like they're from Rio
- Portuguese parents are horrified by the Brazilian Portuguese but can't make it stop
- Brazilian Portuguese slowly eats alive the European Portuguese dialect
I'm stuck on the fact they really think that shit deserves an Emmy nomination
I AM wearing my glasses and I thought this was a screencap from Twilight
I have perfect vision and I thought this was a screencap from Twilight
holy fuck
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Likely helpful for various recon-oriented polytheists.
Anonymous asked:
SPACE MOM TELL ME I'M NOT HALLUCINATING THE EXISTENCE OF THE ANIMATRONIC BABY FOR THE TWILIGHT MOVIES BC I JUST DISCOVERED IT AND I FEEL LIKE THIS CAN'T BE REAL TELL ME IT'S NOT JUIST ME
dont do thos
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not but... seriously.... they were gonna use an animatronic for the baby in the last twilight movie and it looks like a half-melted love child of chucky and satan himself and apparently it freaked the cast tf out and none of the crew know wher eit ended up after they decided it was too creepy and blatantly fake looking for the movie and i am,,, losING,,, mY mind,, i'm gonna see this thing's face in my dreams tonight and i am fucking terrified
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new movie ranking system: how cute was the CGI wolf?
if it doesn’t have CGI wolves, that doesn’t mean it’s subject to other rating systems, that just means it fails
THOR: RAGNAROK - 5/5, perfect score
NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH, AND THE WARDROBE - 4.5/5, voiced by a dude who sounds really hot which gets a separate bonus, boosting the ranking by .5
TWILIGHT: THE LAST ONE - 5/5, their hands were giant
THE JUNGLE BOOK - 5/5. lots of personality. look pretty cartoony and not believable, but i like it.
INCEPTION. no wolves. 0/5. a disgrace of a movie.