Ex Astris Scientia — I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

pinene

I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I'm camped out on the shitter today yeehaw

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you are so beautiful in every way

pinene

We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible