27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
I!!! BOUGHT!! A CAR!!!! It’s not new or anything, its a 2012 Ford but I’ve been taking care of it for a long time and it’s my baby and I got the title in the mail today and it’s MY. BABY. Fuck I’m just so excited because I worked so hard for this and I’m dumb and gay and emotional but it’s mine. It’s my car and I love it.
congrats!!!! do they have a name yet??
Her name is Bitch
JUST got my car serviced like last week and the check engine light came on today
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I made a tiktok so I can stay hip with the young folk also fucking kill me
I was drunk one night and I downloaded TikTok
I uploaded this video
And then I immediately deleted the app
hey guys just wanted you to know that i just found the absolute worst car in existence
This is my car I’m crying I’m so happy to finally see it as a post tho I really thot it would be on shitty-car-mods lmfao
He didn’t get a picture of the cursed images door tho so here’s that, also the hood of my car
This poor honda. It didnt deserve… this.
are you kidding this is my fucking dream car
Ok, ok. Follow me on tiktok
hey remember how awhile back i mentioned that tiktok has a whole trend where people mix cleaning supplies well i redownloaded tiktok so im finally able to show you what i mean
I put my bare hands in this sink and get a chemical burn so bad it oozes and bubbles nonstop for days
i have GREAT news for you
potion of cough up blood
people are so fucking stupid oh my god
Cleaning TikTok: We’ve mixed the perfect cleaning solution!
Everyone Else: You’ve created mustard gas is what you’ve done. Your lungs look like you’ve just returned from the Western Front.
