keanu reeves is the puppy king (via)
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I have a feeling her dog had puppies and she got too attached.
I have a feeling she is me in the future.
This is nearly enough dogs.
fatherfigured asked:
Keanu Reeves types like a hyperactive 13 year old with a deviantART account and it’s incredible.
I love him be nice
he types like someone who’s been alive for 400 years
What I’ve learned from this is Keanu Reeves was likely not born but created
he said his favorite memory was being born because he remembers all his previous lives and the fun part for him is popping fresh out the womb and being keanu reeves again
Lorde is most definitely a vampire
And I think the reason she’s so touch and go with being in the spotlight is because she broke her pact with the vampire inquisition to lead an average and ordinary life (as she’s immortal) but she wanted to be a singer so she’s on the run from the inquisition and has to go into hiding a lot
Same thing with Keanu Reeves
mx-mythical asked:
Jesus that’s so many
I love this man. He’s a wonderful example of a decent, moral wealthy person.
…….WHY DOES HE DO THIS!? MY GOD THIS MAN IS JUST FUCKING PERFECT!
I remember in one interview he said he had more money than he could ever spend in a single lifetime, so he just gives the money away. Outside of random strangers, he also gives most of it to various charities, and only grants himself a small stipend to live on, pay rent, buy food, etc.
So that’s why he’s immortal! He escaped death through the power of kindness