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I’m actually really upset right now, like from all the people I expected it from him at least. Its just so unexpected to hear about his death and then to hear its suspected as a suicide? Its just so shocking and I’m doing a Robin Williams marathon tonight
Robin Williams. This was the day he died.
Person A: hey why do you look so tired and have bite marks all over your neck?
Person B, who got fucked within an inch of their life the night before and is about to invent vampires: oh haven’t you heard?
#and that mans name was lord byron
You made it better
No, it was John Polidori. Byron wrecked him thoroughly the night before. Facts only.
Thank you for your correction. There can only be facts in this gothic dragging
*snorts*

@therebewhaleshere has the spirit of the thing perfectly nailed
John Mulaney Wins Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special for John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City
I’m screaming I love them so much
I made a difference in the world!
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I just wanna reblog this here and point out that this is actually a site I use a lot.
Im not one of those who get like overly upset by passing of dogs in movies, but growing up in a family where we had to put down a lot of dogs ourselves that we loved very dearly, it does break the immersion for me, which ruin movies.Anonymous asked:
Alright danke
it’s nice to have variety in the fandom. you know, fem!harry x fem!eggsy, harry x fem!eggsy…. but where are the fics with fem!harry x eggsy?? give me badass woman harry slaying down dean’s boys at the pub who all underestimated her for being a woman. a prim proper lady on the outside who can wreak proper havoc with so much grace, harry hart is the type of woman “who don’t need no man, please and thank you”. and little egg so awestruck by this crazy wonderful woman - she’s his mentor but he still see’s a lady he wants to escort her and be a proper gentleman and stuff… someone gimme this pls
I WOULD IF I COULD BUT I’VE GOT CHEESE BRAIN AND FEM!HARRY IS BEYOND ME
TELL ME ABOUT IT I THINK SHE’D BE HARDER TO WRITE FOR SOME REASON AND I’M ALREADY WORKING ON THREE STORIES RIGHT NOW GUHHH
SHE IS. ITS HEADCANON TIME.
In my head Fem!Harry is like a mix of Victoria from RED and Black Widow. She’ll smother you with her thighs and ten minutes later be sipping tea at some posh café while the men around her panic and run around.
Elegant and deadly and ruthless. Queen of the chessboard. Terrifying. Lethal. She’s cold, but not unfeeling. But she’s a fucking spy; she’s a ‘woman in a man’s world’, she doesn’t have time or much inclination to be soft and sweet -outside honeypot missions- she saves her kindness for what family she has and perhaps Merlin.
So Harry’s detached, and yes she’s concerned more with things that directly affect her, so when her candidate for the new Lancelot protects them and dies doing it -it was her fault she missed it- she gives her condolences to his family as is her due, and then… pushes it to the side.
(Which excuses nothing. A favor is basically useless jesus I’m not sure wtf ppl were thinking with that I’m p sure Michelle would rather have had a steady income and comfortable living situation but what would I know it’s not like I’ve ever been poor or anything)
Flash forward: the favor gets called in and some handsome little shithead -who looks so much like his father but she doesn’t want to think about that- swaggers around and she knows that this is her chance. To make things right -A BIT LATE FOR THAT LADY- and to prove that Kingsman may be riddled with classist snobs -she’s def not though lol- but Eggsy’s perfect for it.
And then the movie happens blah blah and then MIRACULOUS COME BACK followed by HOLY SHIT YOU’RE ALIVE sex and y'all can work it out from there bc I’m tired and I’ve confused myself






