Thanks for blessing us with your orange children.

May I require why you named your hamster after Tycho Brahé?

She was fat and orange, much like the original

And I name all my pet rodents after dead astronomers

I salute you, the resemblance is uncanny!

I am not even a dog person, but I have had the desire to get a Scottish Terrier like this FOR AGES:

And only so I can call him Johannes Kepler.

That was the name of one of my gerbils lol

Thanks for blessing us with your orange children.

May I require why you named your hamster after Tycho Brahé?

She was fat and orange, much like the original

And I name all my pet rodents after dead astronomers

What astronomer was named Marvin?

Marvin is not a rodent, he is a cat

Thanks for blessing us with your orange children.

May I require why you named your hamster after Tycho Brahé?

She was fat and orange, much like the original

And I name all my pet rodents after dead astronomers

Thanks for blessing us with your orange children.

May I require why you named your hamster after Tycho Brahé?

She was fat and orange, much like the original

And I name all my pet rodents after dead astronomers

I salute you, the resemblance is uncanny!

I am not even a dog person, but I have had the desire to get a Scottish Terrier like this FOR AGES:

And only so I can call him Johannes Kepler.

That was the name of one of my gerbils lol

#isn’t this the guy who died bc he held his piss for too long

In the scientific community we like to think he died a more dignified death and was actually murdered (allegedly) by his pupil, Johannes Kepler, who then stole his work (ALLEGEDLY) 

Dude was totally batshit and had a fake nose because his real one got cut off in a duel tho

Thanks for blessing us with your orange children.

May I require why you named your hamster after Tycho Brahé?

She was fat and orange, much like the original

And I name all my pet rodents after dead astronomers

Thanks for blessing us with your orange children.

May I require why you named your hamster after Tycho Brahé?

She was fat and orange, much like the original

And I name all my pet rodents after dead astronomers

I salute you, the resemblance is uncanny!

I am not even a dog person, but I have had the desire to get a Scottish Terrier like this FOR AGES:

And only so I can call him Johannes Kepler.

That was the name of one of my gerbils lol

#isn’t this the guy who died bc he held his piss for too long

In the scientific community we like to think he died a more dignified death and was actually murdered (allegedly) by his pupil, Johannes Kepler, who then stole his work (ALLEGEDLY) 

Dude was totally batshit and had a fake nose because his real one got cut off in a duel tho

Thanks for blessing us with your orange children.

May I require why you named your hamster after Tycho Brahé?

She was fat and orange, much like the original

And I name all my pet rodents after dead astronomers

I salute you, the resemblance is uncanny!

I am not even a dog person, but I have had the desire to get a Scottish Terrier like this FOR AGES:

And only so I can call him Johannes Kepler.

That was the name of one of my gerbils lol

#isn’t this the guy who died bc he held his piss for too long

In the scientific community we like to think he died a more dignified death and was actually murdered (allegedly) by his pupil, Johannes Kepler, who then stole his work (ALLEGEDLY) 

Dude was totally batshit and had a fake nose because his real one got cut off in a duel tho

Thanks for blessing us with your orange children.

May I require why you named your hamster after Tycho Brahé?

She was fat and orange, much like the original

And I name all my pet rodents after dead astronomers