tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angry
the for you page
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I shitpost when I’m feeling down
but u always shitpost
this e.e. cummings poem is probably very Deep but honestly at this point it just reads like a shitpost to me
👌👌brIght💯💡💡💥 bRight s???💥💡💯 big 🔆🔅🔆(soft) soft near calm👌👍 (Bright)calm st?? holy (soft briGht deep)yeS near sta? calm star🌞 big💫 👌yEsalone (wHo Yes👌👍👌 near deep👇 whO big💪👍💯 alone soft neardeep calm deep????Ht ?????T) Who(holy💫💯 alone)holy(alone hol💯y)alone
girlfrienb would be nice but i am not a likable person romantically speaking
im good at conversation sort of but i fear that someday ill run out and itll just be a loop of facts about hedy lamarr and bitching about modern turntable design
When in doubt just make verbal shitposts
listen. if you evre say the word shitpost again in reference to me or my dealings with humans i am going to blow up your dad with a grenade
thats the shitposting spirit
girlfrienb would be nice but i am not a likable person romantically speaking
im good at conversation sort of but i fear that someday ill run out and itll just be a loop of facts about hedy lamarr and bitching about modern turntable design
When in doubt just make verbal shitposts
listen. if you evre say the word shitpost again in reference to me or my dealings with humans i am going to blow up your dad with a grenade
thats the shitposting spirit
such shitpost strength here
i’m going to rip your arm off and send you back to the marshes to bleed to death
:)
I hate looking at physics diagrams because this just looks like a shitpost to me
i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video
I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.
Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art
“that’s right
we’ll fuck your wife”
IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER
The Scooby-Doo Project (1999)
fun fact this special scared so many kids so fucking badly (b/c the blair witch aspect was played weirdly straight) that CN never aired it again
you’re telling me this is real and not a shitpost
I seriously thought this shit was fake until I looked it up
that one time a parody of a fake found footage film is believed to be fake until footage is found.
holy fuck i saw a post about how radiohead covered Gasolina and thought it was a shitpost
I’ve been looking for this for HOURS
This is literally my favorite thing in the entire world
Thom Yorke snapped
