27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
I love that he apparently got the job because he looked so pathetic that children truly believed he would be unable to solve puzzles created by a cartoon dog without their assistance.
Ok, ok. Follow me on tiktok
hey remember how awhile back i mentioned that tiktok has a whole trend where people mix cleaning supplies well i redownloaded tiktok so im finally able to show you what i mean
I put my bare hands in this sink and get a chemical burn so bad it oozes and bubbles nonstop for days
i have GREAT news for you
potion of cough up blood
people are so fucking stupid oh my god
Cleaning TikTok: We’ve mixed the perfect cleaning solution!
Everyone Else: You’ve created mustard gas is what you’ve done. Your lungs look like you’ve just returned from the Western Front.
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I have a tiktok and this is my cat being mad at wasabi peas
every so often tiktok accidentally recaptures that golden era of short form comedy vine could capture
🐸Frogs🐸
(@kalesalad on tiktok)
FROG HOTEL FROG HOTEL FROG HOTEL
