Ex Astris Scientia — I don’t have to worry about ancestry stealing my...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I don’t have to worry about ancestry stealing my dna. I’m fucking crazy who wants my dna. I’m a melting pot of like 4 different mental illnesses and at least 13 physical ones like what is ancestry gonna do? Make a clone army of me that can’t make eye contact or make a phone call? Weak.