Ex Astris Scientia — When I was in the hospital they went through this...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

When I was in the hospital they went through this whole petition process and handed me a stack of paper they wanted me to sign- WHILE THEY KNEW I WAS NOT COGNIZANT ENOUGH TO DO SO- that was like “we petitioned all your doctors and they all say you should stop smoking.” And they staged this intervention type thing and I was just like “this is all very nice that you went through all this…… I don’t smoke btw.”